The world is basically going to sh*t right now, but you already knew that.

Now I'm here to make it worse by talking about the elephant in the room.

Yes, we have a sexual predator/ flamin' hot cheeto as our president (I could give him many more accurate labels but that would take up my entire existence so...), mother nature is rebelling against the terrible ways we have treated her, and bigotry and hatred have transformed themselves into too many acts of terror to count.

But, more importantly, Alexander Skarsgard has just cut his hair.

R.I.P. THIS SWEDISH HAIRY GOD ^^

And I'm not talking just a little snip snip here and there folks. I'm talking about a haircut that has altered the state of the world as we know it. I'm talking full on bald crown, the kind of bald that makes you stop dead in your tracks and think, "Huh. That guy would be hot if he wasn't so...bald."

Alex solely shaved the middle of his head, and to top it off, he had the sides trimmed unevenly, aging him twenty years into the future, a future that entails a man who refuses to use, or at least try, Rogaine. Alexander Skarsgard has seemingly gone from sexy vampire to awkward dad in two seconds, and it is highly unsettling. And no, he's not eligible for DILF either because DILFS either A) have luscious hair that rivals that of Harry Styles B) Have classy buzz cuts or C) Have such amazing beards that you don't notice the top of their heads (AKA cool hipster daddies).

Like, how dare he? How dare he cut his hair when he knows how bad all our lives are. I rely on sexy celebrity men to get me through the day. His luscious blonde locks are what motivated me to get out of bed in the morning (plus my cats screaming at me to feed them), and without his hair, I am nothing. You are nothing. We are nothing.

I don't know what to do. Not only do we have balding dads, a balding president, balding bald eagles--we now also have a balding Alexander Skarsgard, a sign that the end is near. I want to scream into the abyss. I want to rage against the machine. I'm so far gone that I have actually considered diving back into religion just so that I can have a higher power in my life to make sense of this mess.

Hopefully, Alex will grow his hair back to its natural, beautifully golden state. Only then will be able to rest easy, to lead normal lives. May the odds be ever in our favor.