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22 Things Aggies Would Rather Have Happen To Them Than Run Out Of Chicken

A tribute to the sacrifices made by chickens everywhere.

Alexandria Poteet
Feb 26, 2018
Texas A&M University
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22 Things Aggies Would Rather Have Happen To Them Than Run Out Of Chicken
Alexandria Poteet

Last Monday, February 19, KFC ran out of chicken in Scotland and England.


The culprit of such a sad story and his motives are still a mystery, but police suspect... FOWL PLAY.



Okay, that was lame. But, there are a ton of people I know in the United States who would feel personally victimized without fried chicken, I being one of them. So, as a tribute to fried chicken and the sacrifices made so that I can die fat and happy, here are some things I, an Aggie, would rather have happen than to run out of chicken in the States.

1. Run out of toilet paper

2. Not get any likes on your Instagram selfie

3. Lock your keys in your house/car

4. Walk under the Century Tree alone

5. Be without pennies for Sully before an exam

6. Forget an umbrella for a walk from Evans to Reed

7. Everyone forgets your birthday

8. Be stuck in a zombie apocalypse

9. Step in a puddle with socks on in 30 degree weather

10. Step on a lego

11. Riding your bike in the rain

12. Someone hit you in the ankle on their Razor scooter

13. Slamming your finger in a door

14. Choke on a peanut butter sandwich with milk nowhere around

15. Your dog poops on your laptop

16. You spill root beer on your laptop

17. You are without a laptop for class

18. Your phone only takes rear facing pictures

19. Texas A&M has a losing record this season

20. Whataburger runs out of spicy ketchup

21. Fuego runs out of queso

22. You never meet Reveille

Hopefully, none of these things actually happen to you. Let's be thankful for America's average calorie intake, because we will probably never run out of chicken.


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