Get Your Act Together, Greeks

What’s up everyone?! 

We hope you guys are ready for some killer advice, this week. Our guest advice giver is the very wise Emily Nightingale, from Pi Beta Phi. Thanks for all the questions and don’t forget to keep em’ coming! Send your questions to scott201@purdue.edu or (317) 979-1026. 

Dear Claire and Abby,

Recently my mother has been sending me care packages with all kinds of cookies and treats, and when I visit home she insists on giving me second and third helping at meals. Is she trying to make me fat or am I just overthinking this?         

Sincerely, 

Snug In The Bum    

Dear Snug In The Bum,               

One reason she might be doing this is because she wants you to get fatter so that she looks better when she’s around you. Another option is that she thinks you’re pretty boring and wants you to get fatter so you will be funnier. Everyone knows fat people are funny, and funny people are fat.              

Sincerely, 

Claire and Abby     

Dear Claire and Abby,               

I’ve been hooking up with the same guy since school started but that’s all. Should I pursue it as a real relationship? Or leave it the way it is?

Sincerely, 

Not A Girlfriend 

Dear Not A Girlfriend,               

I'd say if he has some sweet lips, don't rock the boat. He obviously likes you enough to keep you around and boyfriends are annoying, anyways. Trust me.

Sincerely, 

Emily    

Dear Claire and Abby,               

The other day I was driving back to school from my boyfriend’s house in Indianapolis, when my car broke down about a mile from his house. I was still close enough to his house that I just walked back to get his help. When I got there, I walked in on him and his ex-girlfriend hooking up. What do I do??

Sincerely,

Cheated Chump     

Dear Cheated Chump,               

I would take your car to the nearest mechanic because several different things can cause a car stalling. It could be debris in the main fuel line. Also, have the mechanic check the vacuum pipes on the intake manifold. Good luck with your car! We hope this helps.               

Sincerely, 

Claire and Abby