White Claw, White Claw, oh what would I do,
If I didn't have a cool, refreshing beverage as simple a you?
The art on your can is of pure and simple beauty,
Don't get me started with the flavors; for they're all fruity.
The deliciousness stretches from Blackberry and Raspberry,
No one can forget Natural Lime.
To Ruby Grapefruit or Mango,
But to try all these flavors you're going to need some time.
The way that you bubble, the way that you fizz,
Don't forget, people, these drink aren't for kids.
White Claws may feel like a very light drink,
Although maybe that's what they want you to think.
One moment you're thinking "these are delicious!"
The next morning, however. can be quite vicious.
These White Claws are strong, these White Claws are pure,
One too many and you're guaranteed a hang-over for sure.
For you, White Claw, there are risks I'm willing to take.
Not all nights are perfect, it's the decisions we make.
One Claw, two Claw, three Claw, four,
The next morning I'm going to promise myself no more.
Soon Friday night comes around the next week,
As I remember my decisions last time, I promise myself just a peak.
Friends gather as I crack open a can of Natural Lime,
For I have decided, once again, it's White Claw Hard Seltzer time.
