1. When you think you are killing it on the mic at Blarney...

"I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic. 

Now why would I ever stop doing this?... 

I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay."

- MC Hammer "U Can't Touch This"

Oh, really? Was your last tour stop at Smokey Joes? Because we all know that's where you just came from. And you should probably stop doing that... singing thing. It sounds a lot better in your head; trust me. 

2. When your friend is drinking wayyy too much, and you're not trying to be a babysitter...

"Don't go chasing waterfalls

Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

I know that your gonna have your way or nothing at all

But I think you're moving too fast"

-TLC "Waterfalls" 

But, we know your friend is finding those waterfalls at the pre-game table. And she's skipping her familiar rivers and lakes and headed straight for the ocean. Good luck!

3. When you're way too hungover, but you NEED Chipotle.

"And all the roads that lead you there were winding

And all the lights that light the way are blinding...

[But] I said maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all

You're my wonderwall"

-Oasis "Wonderwall"

It will save you. Even if you have to navigate Walnut, which, this morning might seem a little windier than it usually does. Hmmm... Odd. 

4. When your mom puts money on your debit card.

"Bag a money much larger than yours"

-Notorious B.I.G. "Mo Money Mo Problems"

You're money bag is big. Until you go out tonight. Tomorrow, you might not even be able to afford extra guac at Chipotle. Oops. 

5. When you realize how incredibly lame you've been lately.

"Come on, come on.

Ohh, wow.

I feel like I've been locked up tight

For a century of lonely nights"

- Christina Aguilera "Genie in a Bottle"

Yeah, you should probably go out.