9 Ways To Spot A Hipster

9 Ways To Spot A Hipster

How to find your very own hipster in the wild.
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Having lived in the Upper West side of Washington for two years, I have become quite the hunter for hipsters. Now, you can't be confused and generalize all hipsters to be the same. Some are true hipsters, while others are just carbon copies.

That is why I shall be giving you the nine ways to spot hipsters in their natural habitat.

Before we get started, I will put in a disclaimer: Hipsters are everywhere. There is not one geologic location you can pinpoint their origins. However, there are telling signs that you may have met one:


1. What Is A Hipster?

The term "hipster" has become more than just a word in the past few years. The word is now defined as a type of person who partakes in strange caffeinated beverages, vegan diets, alt-music that only plays a concert once every few years and dresses in a way that, at times, is hard to comprehend.

The Urban Dictionary definition: "Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20s and 30s that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter."

Hipsters can take a variety of forms. However, for the sake of your time, this is the easiest way to spot the general hipster.

2. Recognize The Hipster Style

The hipster style can vary from very unnoticeable to full-blown handlebar mustaches, which is why understanding their style is so important. Genders have distinct preferences; however, there are some crossovers that you might want to be aware of.

Males:



Females:



3. "That's So Mainstream"

No matter what the context of the discussion is, saying something is "mainstream" usually is a sign of being a hipster. If the person in question is talking about some underground film that no one has ever heard of, they're a hipster.

Sometimes it's hard to pick up on these signs because they can hide it for a while. Watch for pretentious statements, especially. If you can usually root the statement to something obscure that they mention, that will give you your answer.


4. What They Listen To

This is usually a telltale sign in regards to spotting a hipster. If the person says they have never heard of Beyoncé, you know you have a hipster who also might be lying about their playlists. Because, who doesn't love Beyoncé?

They will most likely talk about strange bands that only use horse noises in auto-tuning their voices or sad indie songs about being a vegetarian. They will usually name off bands like The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, and Death Cab for Cutie as their more mainstream music but will follow with bands you will never have heard of and quite possibly don't exist.

Be aware that If they ever mention Coldplay as a band they enjoy, they're not a true hipster.

5. Bragging

Besides talking about how great their music choices are, hipsters have an unexplained case of being pretentious and bragging about pretty much anything. They could brag about this new vegan recipe that is just too good for words. They could brag about how they met some famous person once and it was so chill that they got to walk the red carpet. Hipsters will make anything sound impressive.

This can be a difficult way to spot a hipster since a lot of people like to brag. One way in distinguishing normal bragging from hipster bragging, is really listening to what they are saying. Bragging about winning a bowling championship in fifth grade will definitely stand out in contrast to a hipster saying they went on a grand trip around the world and wrote about it in The New Yorker.

6. Social Media

Hipsters are really weird about social media. There are two branches of the hipster lifestyle that could be a possibility.

a. They don't have Facebook, Twitter or any other form of mainstream media outlets. They only post on their obscure blog that you always hear about because of their bragging issues. They're also super weird about you posting things without their consent.

b. They occasionally post artsy pictures onto Instagram, but only if they involve music, their outfits, fancy coffee drinks, or art. They most likely avoid anything that will show too much of their lives. Everything they post has a purpose. Or at least that's what they tell people.

7. What They Eat

You can usually tell one is a hipster if they only have an Instagram dedicated to what they eat. There will be fancy pictures of vegan everything and coffee drinks.

You won't see a hipster chilling out at Starbucks. Rather, they will be in some hole-in-the-wall place that serves fancy coffee-art drinks that they can Instagram.

Hipsters are the ones that made #foodporn a thing. So I guess we can thank them for that?

8. Where They Hang Out

There are a number of places that real hipsters frequently can be found. If you can't seem to find one walking down the street, here are some places to check out.

a. Hole-in-the-wall places that normal people avoid

b. Obscure coffee shops that do coffee art

c. All local stores. Like, literally all of them

d. Farmers markets and co-ops

e. Used bookstores

f. Vinyl stores (they still exist)

g. Independent movie theatres

h. House shows

i. Art galleries

j. Portland, Oregon, and Brooklyn, New York

Any of these places will house a hipster or two. Keep an eye out for extreme beards and bow ties if it's not obvious.

9. Only The "Best"

This is the key rule for spotting a hipster. A dyed-in-the-wool hipster will tell you they "know all of the best _____." This will start the conversation on how, really, they're the best, which is why nothing is perfect for them. They know the best places to eat, drink, shop, and everything in between.

Though this is super annoying, it can be really helpful if you're trying to find new places to go. In that sense, hipsters can be occasionally useful.

Now you have all the tools in finding your very own hipster in the wild. Just be cautious. Once you find one, there is a chance you might start morphing into a hipster as well. It's a disease that can take over entire towns.

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The Disney College Program, three little words that may or may not forever change your perspective of the world. Working for Disney has been my dream since I was a little kid. That’s all I ever wanted to do with my life-- to become a part of the magic. It wasn’t just because it’s Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It's because I truly admire everything that this company stands for. Disney is all about bringing families and friends together, creating memories that will last a lifetime and sprinkling a little pixie dust over this magical place that I’ve called home for eleven months. I knew all of this when I received that “Congratulations!” email. Excitement rushed through my veins . The world of possibilities had finally opened its door for me. What I didn’t know, was what those possibilities truly meant, until post DCP depression kicked in. It's a real thing my friends.

1. You are always going to be an extremely friendly and approachable person.

No matter where you are or who you are talking to, you can't help to smile. You always carry a welcoming vibe with you, no matter what situation you are placed in. Working for Disney taught you how to have the patience of a Saint when it comes to dealing with people. You learned that the best way to communicate is listening to everyone with an open mind, even if they’re screaming in your face about Test Track being out of FastPasses.

2. You are constantly finding hidden Mickeys in the real world.

Admit it, your mind creates hidden Mickeys out of almost every random three circle formation. You can’t help it. You have Disney on your mind all the time.

3. You are FULL of Disney Park fun facts.

Did you know that there are 11,324 triangles that make up Spaceship Earth?!

You love sharing your vast pool of knowledge of random Disney Park fun facts. Sometimes even when people don't care about it, you just have to talk about all the things you learned as a CP.

4. You also may speak ride spiel.

“We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it"- Dinosaur at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

When you work for Disney, you live and breath Disney. You couldn't even count how many times you've been to the park, even just to hub grass and chill or ride the People Mover four times in a row. Those spiels were a part of your everyday life. You know when you are riding Hunted Mansion with a boatload of cast members when everyone in the stretch room whispers, "I am your host, your ghost host". Going to the park almost every day is a part of CP culture. Accidentally referring to ride spells still sometimes slips into your daily conversation. Did you really do the college program if you don't know at least one ride spiel?

5. You constantly feel the need to get down the small child's level and talk to them about their favorite Disney characters.

"Hi Princess! My, you look dashing today, what Kingdom did you travel from?!"

What you would do to get back to the days when you were paid to sit on the ground to talk to a child dressed up as Cinderella. You see a child at your real world job and you feel the need to ask them about the about their favorite Disney movie. You catch yourself accidentally referring to people as princess in the real world, but it instated of the magic it used to produce, they look at you like you’re a crazy person. *sigh*

6. If your friends hear you say, ”So this one time in Disney…" one more time they may punch you in the face.

OMG-- this reminds me of this one time in Disney when...*insert story of an amazing day you and your Disney fam had here.*

You can’t help it, every single day was filled with an adventure during your CP. You want to share your stories with everyone you encounter. It's like word vomit. The second something reminds you of your CP there is no stopping you. Your friends back home may either get really annoyed or end up learning everything you did when you had free access to Disney World.

7. Boy do you miss the days when Mondays were happy.

"We love you Mondays, we do."

For some who were into the social scene, you blankly gaze out your window on a Monday night wondering what county you would have been playing at Son On The Beach. You watch your remaining CP friends' Snapchat stories and think to yourself, "Anzacs VS. Gayllerie!? Ugh, must have been a good game." You miss the days when your only struggle was to make it out of work on time to get to Happy Mondays. Your friends back home wonder how you are so freakishly good at flip cup. It’s a CP thing.

8. 90% of your best friends are long distance.

Skype dates are essential.

You created bonds with people from all over the world during your CP. You celebrated holidays with these people. You spent every single day with them during your time in Florida. Your program would never be as magical if it wasn't for the amazing people you met here. Some of these people turn into your life long best friends-- even if they currently reside 12 hours ahead of you. There isn't a day that goes by that you don’t think about you CP BFFs. When they say you will meet the most amazing people you will ever interact with working for Disney, they were not kidding. These people are even more than friends to you, they are family. If it means staying up till 2AM to Skype with your old roommate, who now lives on the other side of the world, it doesn't even cross your mind how late it is. Catching up with them is always worth it.

9. You probably have roughly 500 "I'm Celebrating" buttons.

"Happy squad-iversary!"

You found every excuse in the book to rock an "I'm Celebrating" button when you and your squad hit the parks. "I'm celebrating ERs" was a great one to sport when you got off work early. The button days were the special days. You could probably fill an entire cork board with all of the buttons you collected over your CP. Thank goodness for that, you'll have a tangible memory of those magical days for a lifetime.

10. The clock strikes 3:00PM and you know the Festival Of Fantasy Parade is strolling out of Frontier Land.

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the time has come to take your places” -The Festival Of Fantasy Parade.

You continuously catch yourself looking at the clock around 3PM and feeling a little empty inside. To all the days before work when you watched that parade with your roommates, you were the greatest. You can always spot a cast member as “dreams that glow” blur down Main Street. They are usually the ones dancing along and singing as their favorite floats pass by. What you would do to relive those days.

11. You know a lot about the world and the people it's made up of.

I’d be real keen to learn about your culture over some Maccas, eh.

You know to never tell an Australian their accent sounds like a Kiwi's or visa-versa. You can spot the difference from miles away. You’ve learned the lads from down under are some of the funniest people you’ll ever interact with, and there are in fact, no kangaroos in New Zealand— just wallabies. You know that the people from Spain and Brazil are usually down for some fun and it's always a good time to kick back with your friends from France or The Netherlands. It's true that the Italians are loud and outspoken, in the best way possible. The people from Japan are simply the some of the sweetest. You meet so many people from all over the world and learn so much about their culture. You get more of a feel for all of the greatness the world is made up of than any textbook could ever explain.

12. You could draw a map of Magic Kingdom blindfolded.

“Nearest FastPass kiosk?!” “Down the pathway to the left!

Not only is Disney World your home, but you know every square inch of it. You could still probably give someone directions to the nearest quick service restaurant of your location, from wherever you are currently sitting in the world.

13. Applying for jobs? Disney always makes you stand out.

“Wow, you worked for Disney World? Tell me more about that!”

Your resume stands out among the thousands. Potential employers want to hear about your Disney College Program experience and you are over the moon to share. You tell them about the days where you immersed guests into the theme of your location and all of the magic you made. Working for the number one entertainment company is something to be proud of.

14. You are constantly checking airline prices to reunite with your roommates and get back to the place that started it all.

There is nothing better than reuniting with your Disney family. Your most visited web pages are airlines sites. You count the days where you can rule the parks again with your favorite people by your side. You can't help but to run to them in the middle of MCO with tears in your eyes and magic in your heart, ready to create even more memories together. You know you found forever friends in them, it's never goodbye— it's see ya real soon.

15. You have a strong emotional attachment to certain rides of shows.

"The best part is, you'll never run out of wishes"- Wishes Nighttime Spectacular.

There are some shows and rides that take you right back to the days where Walt Disney World was your usual hang out spot. Some of those shows have so much more meaning to you and the magic you made. You tend to get a little teary eyed watching them when you visit. Even when your CP is over, the magic lives on in your soul.

16. Disney is not just a vacation spot to you, it’s your home.

You feel at ease here. You may have even found who you are and who you aspire to be here. It’s a special place to you that holds so much magic. Going back feels familiar. You never feel like an outsider here. Walt Disney World really is your home and it welcomes you right back every time you return.

17. People who know you before your College Program say you've changed.

You're more outspoken, you are confident in yourself and you carry on with pride. Not to mention your work ethic and customer service skills are outstanding. You believe in things and the people around you. You believe in magic and that's all thanks to the Disney College Program.

18. It was the best 4 months - 1 year of your life and you would do anything to relive just one more day of being a CP.

"While no one knows for sure what we'll see or do. I do know it will be quite an adventure, an adventure that we'll take and make together. See you in the future"- Spaceship Earth.

If you were given the opportunity to put on those extreme high-waisted polyester grandpa pants and that florescent shirt that was probably eight sizes too big for you— you’d do it in a heartbeat. Despite the long hours and blazing sun, sometimes your life felt like a dream. Your time spent working for the mouse will forever be your most magical days, as the Disney College Program was the best opportunity of your entire life.

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Never again will I feel bad for something I cannot control.

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You offered me your friendship when you saw I was down.

You were one of the first people I could be myself around.

You swore you'd never judge me.

And with you, I felt free.

I hadn't felt that way in a while,

You were the one person who could make me smile.


Soon enough, our deep talks became frequent.

We put each other first, even when it wasn't convenient.


Nights were spent with happiness and laughter.

Whenever I had a hard time, I would always go and see you after.


Your dorm room became my place of comfort and security.

You seemed to be the only one I knew with complete and genuine sincerity.


You told me you fell in love, and I made your heart melt.

I told you I didn't have romantic feelings, once you asked me how I felt.


I cried that night because I knew our friendship was coming to an end.

You promised it wouldn't since I was your "best friend."

The sweetness you had slowly vanished.

Every time we spoke, you acted damaged.

You threw insults at me and told me I was selfish and manipulative for what I did.

The same exact insults you knew I had only been called as a kid.


You hurt me badly but always made me feel like I deserved the pain.

You learned how to fully fuck with my brain.

When you called me yesterday, you threatened to hurt me and told me I ruined your life.

And that's when I realized I never ever deserved your overblown strife.


I don't owe you a single thing, our friendship should not have a toll.

And never again will I feel bad for something I cannot control.

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