OMG my Snapchat story is 100 seconds long.
Don’t even try to deny it -- we all know that if you didn’t snap it, it didn’t happen. Be shameless and don’t let others try to tell you how annoying your story was. Plus it comes in handy when you’re trying to recount last night’s festivities.
Shoot, I did not need that fourth slice of pizza last night.
There is seriously nothing better than returning to your dorm with all your roomies and ordering enough pizza to feed an entire football team. Yeah, maybe you should’ve stopped after one slice, but seriously at 2 a.m. in a room full of all your friends, who's counting?
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the library all day.
Work hard, play hard, am I right or am I right? We all hate the fact that we save our work for the last possible minute, but in all honesty, spending the day in the library with your entire student body is kind of like a bonding experience #clublib.
Where’s the Advil?
Whether you’re hungover, sleep deprived or sore from dropping it too low, Advil is always the answer. Not sure if this acceptable to say (we promise we aren’t addicted), but Advil is always there to help a hurting friend in need.
Does anyone else need to do laundry today?
You’ve been putting it off for way too long and now you’ve found yourself with nothing to wear except the clothes from last night.
Has anyone seen _______ this morning?
When there is one person in your group chat who hasn’t answered anything all morning, you start to get a little concerned. Typically this isn’t the first time this friend has disappeared, and chances are they’ll turn up soon enough.
I am never drinking again. In my life. Ever.
Haha!
Ugh, I think I’m getting sick.
It seems like getting sick in the first few weeks of school is a rite of passage.
Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas to the dining hall?
The answer to this is always yes.