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9 Things That Inevitably Happen When Your Name is Molly

Is your name Molly? You're in the right place.

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9 Things That Inevitably Happen When Your Name is Molly
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1. You have been told, "Oh, I have a dog/cat/guinea pig named Molly!" so many times that you scream internally every time you hear it from someone new. I was actually named after a dog.

2. You now cringe every time someone calls you their "home girl" because Molly is not just a pet name anymore! It is also the name of a popular street drug.

3. People think it is freakin' HILARIOUS to sing "Good Golly Miss Molly" to you as if it isn't the 792,346th time you've heard that one. (Thanks, Little Richard!)

4. You thoroughly enjoyed "The Big Comfy Couch" as a child. Who doesn't want a famous doll named after them?

5. Speaking of famous dolls, Molly was obviously your favorite American girl doll. Most likely, she was also your first American girl doll.

6. The people nearest and dearest to you probably call you "Mol" for short, as it is the only nickname for Molly that isn't completely lame.

7. If your nickname has never been "Molly Moo"...I truly pity you. Bonus points if it was also a part of your email or screen name. (Be honest though: you secretly love it.)

8. You have an innate love for Molly Ringwald, if only for her name. (But to be fair, "The Breakfast Club" is one of the best movies of all time!)

9. Despite any negative connotations, you are proud to have such a sugary-sweet name that rolls off the tongue! You can't help but love being a Molly!

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