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9 Things That Happen Too Early

A few things just happen way earlier than they should.

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9 Things That Happen Too Early
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As we enter into this season of fall, I thought I might write about some of the things that happen a little too early for most people's liking. Yes, this is, indeed, another weird one. I hope you enjoy it! Here are some things that happen too early...

1. Pumpkin spice lattes

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Ahhh yes. The true mark of fall. Pumpkin spice. I don't know about you, but pumpkins are too October for me, and I don't think pumpkin spice season should start in August.

2. Black Friday

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Ya know...we wait for Thanksgiving...but Black Friday? Nahhhh, we start that one the day before Thanksgiving because we live in America. Let freedom ring.

3. Christmas music

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Okay, I love Christmas, but honestly WE DON'T NEED THIS MUCH CHRISTMAS MUSIC UNTIL DECEMBER BEGINS. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU.

4. Loss of motivation to do anything

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It's the third week of classes and I am already adopting the mannerisms of a potato.

5. The ripening of avocados

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Avocados like to test my patience. One minute they're like, "I really need some time to find myself", and then they find themselves, but you neglected them for like 7 seconds and then all of a sudden they're like, "Nope, I'm out".

6. The aging of puppies

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WHY CAN'T THEY STAY SMALL FOREVER?!

7. The absence of the iPhone headphone jack

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Apple, what have you done?

8. Harambe's death

Yet, his legacy lives on.

9. The end

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As in, the end of this article. I'm done now. Have a great day!

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