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9 Things That Happen Too Early

A few things just happen way earlier than they should.

Laura Micari
Sep 21, 2016
University of Valley Forge
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9 Things That Happen Too Early
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As we enter into this season of fall, I thought I might write about some of the things that happen a little too early for most people's liking. Yes, this is, indeed, another weird one. I hope you enjoy it! Here are some things that happen too early...

1. Pumpkin spice lattes

Ahhh yes. The true mark of fall. Pumpkin spice. I don't know about you, but pumpkins are too October for me, and I don't think pumpkin spice season should start in August.

2. Black Friday

Ya know...we wait for Thanksgiving...but Black Friday? Nahhhh, we start that one the day before Thanksgiving because we live in America. Let freedom ring.

3. Christmas music

Okay, I love Christmas, but honestly WE DON'T NEED THIS MUCH CHRISTMAS MUSIC UNTIL DECEMBER BEGINS. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU.

4. Loss of motivation to do anything

It's the third week of classes and I am already adopting the mannerisms of a potato.

5. The ripening of avocados

Avocados like to test my patience. One minute they're like, "I really need some time to find myself", and then they find themselves, but you neglected them for like 7 seconds and then all of a sudden they're like, "Nope, I'm out".

6. The aging of puppies

WHY CAN'T THEY STAY SMALL FOREVER?!

7. The absence of the iPhone headphone jack

Apple, what have you done?

8. Harambe's death

Yet, his legacy lives on.

9. The end

As in, the end of this article. I'm done now. Have a great day!

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