College students are the ultimate example of multi-tasking at its finest. We can balance doing every single one of these things all at the same time! We're such a skilled group of people. I know for a fact every college student in the entire world has done every single thing on this list, and if they haven't, good for you I guess?
1. Texting
If you have a MacBook, it makes texting in class all the more tempting, and all the easier. We're all guilty as charged of staring at our phones behind our laptops waiting for bae to finally respond or your BFF to text back with some of that juicy gossip she overheard.
2. Writing your Odyssey article
If the class is boring and easy AF, why not make it productive and get this week's article done?
3. Watching Netflix
Why stop watching Netflix just because you're in class??? Commence with the binging!
4. Online shopping
Who knew Amazon had such a cute selection of sorority apparel at a modest price? Should I get all my Christmas shopping done now? Who knew that a bank account could be drained so fast?!
5. Sleeping
Starting your day at 9 a.m. after going to bed at 1 a.m. takes a toll on the body, so feel free to catch those Zs. I'm sure the professor totally won't care and completely understands.
6. Scrolling mindlessly through Instagram
It's Adam and Claire's one year anniversary...so precious! Oh, it's another pic from Ashley, she must think we don't remember she's a bikini ambassador, or what her butt looks like! I guess I'll give them a pity like, because I'm an amazing human being and follower.
7. Doing other classes homework assignments
Forgot chemistry was due in an hour? Thank goodness you remembered to do it, you organized college student you! Hopefully, no important material is covered in the class you're in now. You'll just ask the smart kid next to you what you missed after class.
8. Watch and rewatch peoples' Snapchat stories, and then send snaps to keep your streaks alive
Why watch that random frat guy jump onto a table from an elevated surface once when you can watch, like, four times? And don't forget your streaks, because keeping them alive takes precedence over paying attention in class all day every day.
9. Actually learn
Surprise! College students learn in class, and it's not that uncommon. We take notes, pay attention, and pass our exams with flying colors! JK, we're not perfect at all, but we try for our parents.