Listed here are nine signs that you might be sick (whether it be because of school or work or purely illness). At this time of year, there are lots of sick people around. Sick with the flu, sick with homework, sick of life. Tired after a long week and having to more work, there is nothing better than just relaxing as you know you are not alone in the world. Here are some symptoms you may have, as defined by gifs of Stephen Colbert on his shows.

This article is meant to be funny, so chill and accept life like the rest of us.

1. You have a sore throat

You might have an ailment such as the flu or a bug (or you were screaming too much today).

2. You are Antisocial

You might hate people (welcome to the real world).

3. You are Tired

You might have become a real person (congrats Pinocchio).

4. You Feel Wonderful

You might already be dead and not know it because pain is life, honey.

5. You are Offended easily

You might need to learn to take a joke (shake it off and step up).

6. You are Sassy

You might have the sarcastic jeans on and you should make sure people know you are actually a good person (whether or not you actually are a good person).

7. You feel like you are surrounded by dumb people

You might be Scar from the Lion King and have too much evil knowledge for the hyenas you surround yourself with to understand.

8. You are Bored in class

You might be tired of not understanding the random words that spew from your professor's mouth every other day (don't fret, this is normal and can only be cured by a good teacher - sorry).

9. You Quickly become Poor

You might be a shopaholic or a college student (either way, you're not getting your money's worth).