It’s finally December! Jack Frost is here to turn the landscape into a beautiful Christmas card, and while we all wish we were blessed with the skills of Johnny Kapahala, some of us were definitely built for surf and sun. If you’re anything like me then you know that people weren’t made to ride the snow. For those of you who have defied the laws of nature and gravity, you have my utmost respect. I, on the other hand, will not be joining your ranks on the slopes this year; much to the joy of skiers, snowboarders, my parents, and hospitals throughout the nation (I once gave myself a concussion with my own ski). So for us average humans who have no desire to see a mountain top, unless we have hiked it, here’s a list of actives to keep you busy while your friends become the next Shaun White.

1. Do you Wanna Build a Snowman?

Grab a corncob pipe and channel your inner child. Head out to your yard and have a snowman building contest or just build one for fun. With Frosty and Olaf on your side, how could you go wrong? Besides, any activity that provides me with an excuse to sing a song from Frozen sounds like a win.

2. Sledding/Tubing

Who said the mountain was just for serious athletes? Tons of ski mountains now rent sleds and tubes. You can still join in on the fun for the day without bruising your butt or your ego in the process.

3. Snowmobiling

If you’re going to ride the snow, then do it in style! Maybe we weren’t meant to ride the snow, but driving on it is a completely different story. Find the Goose to your Maverick and rent a sled that’s all grown up. A few hours on the trails with one of these and you’ll wonder if you ever need to drive your car again!

4. Take a Lesson With a Pro?

DISCLAIMER: Cute Instructor NOT guaranteed. I speak from personal experience. My instructor had grey hair and a Dad bod before they were cool. (Were Dad Bod's ever cool?) Also, see earlier comment about concussion.

If you are still feeling brave, Godspeed my friend.

5. Curl Up by the Fire

The Yule-log has an entire channel dedicated to it's existence at Christmas. Dedicate your day to hanging in front of the fire. Start a new book, mix yourself up a cocktail, or take a nap. Whatever it is, just make sure to get that fire roaring first!

6. Ice Skating

Strap on your old skates and find your glitter skirt, ladies! Even if it's been a while since you've hit the ice, this is still a great way to spend a winter afternoon; as long as Tonya Harding isn't lurking in the shadows.

7. Ice Fishing

Hold onto your judgment for a minute. Hanging out on the lake all day in a heated shanty isn't half bad. There's food, drinks, and anything else you might need for a successful fishing day. Plus, a bad day of fishing beats a good day of anything else.

8. Hit The Lodge For a Hot Toddy...

Or really the local bar, or your fridge. As long as you have an adult beverage in hand, your day will be complete. Commiserate with other non-skiers at the bar and use this as an excuse to wear your comfiest leggings and oversized sweater. If you spend the day at home binge watch your favorite guilty pleasure show!

While all your friends are out there, most likely be carried off to the infirmary by ski patrol, you will enjoy your winter injury free. Unless you went for the lesson, in which case you are a brave soul. Happy Winter Everyone! And Cheers! I'll see you at nearest warm bar.