If you've had the curse privilege to be apart of a group chat-- an all-knowing, never stopping, forever enduring constancy of jokes and grumbles and constant interruptions of your day to day routine, don't worry, you're not alone. And if yours is so intense that you can pick out each different type of person within it, then don't worry, you're definitely not alone.
1. Bully
Now, this doesn't mean this person's a bad guy. This just means every single thing they share is just too messed up to say you enjoy without selling your soul to the devil. Does that mean, deep down, a part of you doesn't enjoy the comments, remarks, and insults jokes?
2. Comedian
Probably funny, but receives even more laughter because you don't lose a part of your humanity when you do.
OR this person's just as bad as the bully and you're past the point of redemption. If that's you then don't worry, you're just more honest than the rest.
3. Person who kills every joke
This just requires a simple, two-question self awareness test to see if you're this person. Do you make jokes after someone else makes one? Yes? Hm. Does anyone ever answer with any sort of acknowledgement of your joke (obviously excluding funny/necessary comments directed at you)? Uh oh.
4. Intellectual
To be entirely honest, we all want to be you and every time you share a cool fact, we all stare at our phone in wonder at how someone as cool as you would bless us with your intelligence and sheer coolness. Thanks, man.
5. News-Breaker
OK, I don't want to say that you have nothing better to do with your time, but it really does seem like it when you're sending us live photos of a puppy being born at an animal shelter in Wisconsin. Yes, it's probably the cutest thing I'll see all week. No, you should not have the time nor the means to share that.
6. Always gets roasted
I really can't explain it, but for whatever reason any time this person speaks you just want to mess with them. It's like an innate, carnal desire that supersedes any human intellectual capacity. It's our responsibility as a species to do it. That's it. You just have to.
7. Ghost
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Get it?
8. Drama Queen
Now, it's never good to judge. In fact, withholding judgement is probably a real life lesson you can take from this article. Maybe I wrote all of these different categories to teach you that labels are wrong and that not everyone fits the bill exactly for any of these.
Even if that were true, this person would still exist. Because they have to. They're bound by nature to overreact, be too sensitive, start unneeded conflicts, and disrupt the general peace. You still love them, though, because they teach you humility and their hurt feelings are (probably) legitimate.
Friends are friends before all else, am I right?
