As we break out the eggnog, listen to "All I Want For Christmas" on repeat, and try to avoid discussing net neutrality with Uncle Greg at all costs, it's time to reflect on a few of the things "Home Alone," one of the best holiday movies ever made, taught us.
1. Never judge someone based on their appearance.
I mean, Kevin McCallister may be an 8-year-old kid, but he took care of himself better than most college students. Plus, we can’t forget how “Old Man” Marley saved Kevin and turned out to be a father and grandfather just hoping to reconnect with the family he pushed away. The only thing the “South Bend Shovel Slayer” killed was our tear ducts.
2. ...unless they have a gold tooth.
Hard and fast rule.
3. You can step up and defy expectations people set for you.
If you’re considered the "problem child," the bed-wetter, or just "les incompétents" by those around you, know that how others define you is not a true definition of all you are and can be. Challenge the labels people give you and prove what you’re truly capable of — not for them, but for yourself. Make yourself proud, and through reaching your personal goals, you’ll show those around you that they were wrong to write you off.
4. Treat yo’self!
Before there were Tom and Donna... there was Kevin. Whether it’s that new pair of shoes, a night in, or a lovely cheese pizza (all for you), remember to take time for yourself — especially around the holidays.
5. Don’t let your anger get the best of you.
In the heat of the moment, it’s easy to say and do things we don’t mean. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean those choices don't have lasting consequences. If there's anything to leave "Home Alone" with, it's that anger is isolating. It doesn’t matter if you’re 8, 38, or 88; never let your anger push you to do something that could turn your life upside down.
6. You can always trust polka players.
Always. They’re flawed, and a little nosy, but they have hearts of gold. They remind us that the holidays are a season of perpetual hope! Besides, who knows when you’ll have to get to home from Scranton, Ohio and have no other options?
7. You’re going to forget to close the garage door at some point.
Multiple times, actually. It’s a fact of life: you’re going to forget something, break something, or something will just go wrong. Chances are, however, these mistakes won’t be the end of the world, so take them as they come and roll with the punches. Don’t sweat the small stuff! Save your worry for when you abandon your son at home and fly to France. Then panic.
8. Face your fears!
Whether it’s trying to reconnect with someone you fell away from, right a wrong from the past, or face the furnace in the basement, life is a series of facing your fears. Taking the risk will always be less scary than knowing you didn’t even try. Who knows? You may kick some serious bandit butt in the process!
