Going out on a weeknight might not necessarily be the most common thing for everybody, but it sure is a lot of fun. Some of us don't have the stamina to do that all of the time, others somehow seem to go out every night and still function as a human being. However, there is an exception to every rule and sometimes you have to just let loose and have themselves night on a Monday.
Here are 8 things every college kid says when they go out on a weeknight:
1. "I'm gonna hate myself in the morning."
More than likely, you're going to have class in the morning. So, the second your alarm goes off you're going to wish you hadn't actually gone out even though you probably had a really good time.
2. "It's Tuesday."
This is usually the caption to a Snapchat video of the party because obviously, you're really cool if you're out partying in the middle of the week and you just need to let the world know.
3. "I don't need THAT much sleep." or "I'll DEFINITELY wake up for my 8 a.m. class."
A justification for going out on a Monday is definitely necessary when trying to convince yourself that this is okay to do.
4. "It's okay if I miss this class, right?"
You're probably lying to yourself if you say you're not going to press snooze at least three times in the morning and in that case you probably won't have enough time to get ready for class.
5. "I'll just have one drink."
Promising yourself you're not going to drink a lot is a good idea in theory, but is it realistic?
6. "I'll only stay out until midnight."
Coming home early might make everything okay but again, are you ACTUALLY going to come home right at 12? Probably not.
7. "This is my reward for being productive today."
Everyone needs a little pick-me-up after a long and busy day, so there isn't anything wrong with rewarding yourself for some hard work.
8. "This is just a one-time thing."
Don't kid yourself.



















