8 Rules For Fat People In The Summer
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8 Rules For Fat People In The Summer

Bikinis? Oh god, how loathsome...

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8 Rules For Fat People In The Summer
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Hot weather is coming in fast. It's swim season, shorts season, tank top season. And here's a list of things people just do not want to see fat people wearing, or doing, this summer.

1. Bikinis

Oh god, how loathsome. Loathsome that anyone would actually care what you're wearing to the beach or pool! Besides, you know damn well you look fantastic in that bikini, so wear it! WEAR IT! Other people will be jealous of how amazing you look, and if they can't appreciate your beauty, then just make sure you flaunt extra hard.

2. Shorts/skirts

Don't go showing your thighs at all...without something to protect them from the dreaded chub rub. Rubbing a bit of deodorant on the inside of my thighs before I wear short shorts or skirts always helps me keep chub rub at a distance. But there are several methods that might work for you! You could use powder, spanx, or anything really. Look up some suggestions on the internet and don't forget to moisturize! Your thighs will be living their best life!

3. Tank top/Going shirtless

No one wants to see your flabby arms if there's not sunscreen on them. By all means, keep your skin protected. I went to Cedar Point last year in a tank top and forgot to wear sunscreen and it was miserable! Keep yourself protected from the UV rays! Otherwise you look great, and should wear whatever you want to say as cool as possible!

4. Crop Tops

When it comes to mid belly showing on ANYONE, its a crime...to not do it! Show that skin and feel cute as hell. Don't let anyone bring you down and if they look like they're judging you, put on some shades and strut. your. stuff!

5. Rompers/Romphims

Nothing, absolutely nothing, worse than fat individuals wearing rompers without taking full body pics for Snapchat and Instagram! You've got to show the world how amazing you look in your adorable romper. Throw in a flower crown too babies, there's nothing stopping you from looking fab this summer!

6. Eating ice cream

Shouldn't you at least have gotten frozen yogurt? Well, maybe if you like it more or happen to be lactose intolerant! What's great is getting two or three scoops when you get ice cream or froyo! Remember there's not a right or wrong way to stay cool this summer so if you're fat and you're second guessing the sweet treat, don't, it's amazing and it will make your day like 10x better!

7. Dancing (or really moving at all)

If you go out to a club to, remember no one wants to see you on that dance floor just standing around. Dance, have fun, let your body jiggle! You look amazing and you got MOVES! And even if you don't have moves, why shouldn't you still have fun. Shake that booty. All summer long, on and off the dance floor, let it all hang loose and don't spare a care for anyone who is boring enough to judge you. WORK. THAT. BODY!

8. Having any sort of fun

You know what makes people angrier than anything, is seeing a fat person enjoying their life. Being happy and fat at the same time, because they think fat people should be depressed or at least working hard to change themselves. You don't have to work for a thinner you if you don't want to, you're not a bad version of yourself, you're amazing just as you are.

The most important thing I can stress here is that you should do whatever you want and be happy this summer. Have fun and love yourself and don't pay any mind to the haters. Don't let anyone or anything hold you back!

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