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8 Reasons Why I Love Being Gay

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8 Reasons Why I Love Being Gay

1. We have better relationships with women.

We have a better understanding when it comes to women. We can build better relationships because we have more in common and can relate to more things then straight men can.

2. We're allowed to be more open with our emotions.

We are free to cry and get all emotional and won’t be judged for being emasculate. We don’t always have to be Mr. tough guy to get attention from girls.

3. For the most part, we look better.

Now I can’t vouch for all gay men because there are some ugly gays out there. But we have a better sense of fashion, fitness and cosmetic care to keep our bodies nice and healthy.

4. We don't have to worry about Aunt Flo coming to visit.

Best part about being gay is good because we don’t have to stop having sex ever due to a girlfriend's annual visit from Aunt Flo.

5. Don't have to worry about an unexpected surprise.

People think that gay guys don’t want children. That’s not entirely true some gay men do actually want to raise a kid of their own. One thing we’re allowed to control is when we will have our children. Sometimes straight guys get an unexpected surprise.

6. It's easier for us to get laid.

Gay guys can get laid whenever and wherever they want to get laid. It’s not always as easy for straight guys to get laid. They get their fair share but we get 10x more.

7. We can dance better.

We have the moves that gain us all the attention from the women they want to be with.

8. We are better at being assholes.

Now personally I think all guys are assholes. But for some reason when a gay guy is an asshole it comes off as comical, but when a straight guy does it hey just sound like an asshole.


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