Many people out there don’t know the wonder that is Jimmy John’s. Let me break it down for you—yes, Jimmy John’s makes sandwiches, but they also deliver them for free in about twenty minutes. How many other places can bring food to your front door that fast? Freaky fast, freaky delicious, freaky everything you could possibly want in life.
1. Freaky fast.
It needs to mentioned again that Jimmy John’s never fails to deliver in under twenty minutes. All Jimmy John’s delivery people need a pat on the back for riding their bikes up those giant hills to promptly deliver my little piece of heaven.
2. Homey.
When you call, they already know you. Your phone number is linked to your address and credit card, so even if you’re stranded without any money, you can still get a sandwich!
3. Friendly.
They never judge. Yes, I want a Turkey Tom at 3 a.m., and yes I’ll be wearing my PJs when you deliver. Thanks for always accepting me as I am.
4. Cheap.
$7 for a sandwich is not a bad deal. Their sandwiches fill you up without overwhelming you, which leads up to...
5. Delicious.
Their bread. Their bread is life-changing. You’ve never had bread until you’ve had Jimmy John’s bread.
6. Relatively healthy.
Out of the many optionsfor late night snacking, Jimmy John’s is on the healthier side of the spectrum. My Freshman 15 could’ve been much more if it weren’t for JJ.
7. Classic.
They keep it simple and easy. Jimmy John’s doesn’t need fancy menu items to entice customers, they stick to the basics. If it ain't broke, don’t fix it.
8. Addicting.
Once you order Jimmy John’s once, you’re hooked. There’s no going back, and your love for sandwiches has been changed forever from that moment on.
Jimmy John’s has allowed me to fully appreciate the greatness that is a sandwich. Sandwiches have been the favorite school lunch option for what seems like centuries, and I always brushed them off like they were unimportant. I can now see how sandwiches are a staple in the history of food, and Jimmy John’s keeps that legacy alive and well.
