Everyone handles alcohol differently, whether it’s tolerance level, preference, or the want to consume. But one uncontrollable factor that comes with being drunk is the way people act when they’ve reached their drunken climax. Here are the various types of drunks you might witness stumbling around campus at 1 AM on a Thursday.

1. The Friendly Drunk

This kind of drunk is almost impossible to avoid. Lehigh look-aways are not, I repeat not accepted – you bet your ass they’ll go out of their way to say hi to you and give you a great big, unwanted bear hug.

2. The Sad Drunk

The sad drunk is always the one's to re-hash old feelings, relationships, family issues, etc. in the middle of a party. 9 nights out of 10 there is a group of friends consoling the hysterical sad drunk on a porch in the middle of the night.

3. The Stubborn Drunk

This friend is the one who absolutely refuses to do anything they don't want to do, no matter what the situation calls for. It's best just to accept defeat with these ones.

4. The Angry Drunk

Big or small, any kind of interaction will set this person off. Be careful not to accidentally bump into them, they'll go full out Hulk on you.

5. The Slutty Drunk

We all have those friends who turn into a promiscuous, flirtatious machine when the alcohol starts flowing. If you come with them, you can count on leaving without them!

6. The Destructive Drunk

They don't care what or who is in their path, they will take the route they had originally intended to. It's no surprise to find broken pieces of furniture surrounding them when you wake up - destructive drunks are absolute savages.

7. The Happy Drunk

This is my favorite drunk person. The happy drunks are always looking for a good time. If they're not taking shots, they're socializing, dancing, and having the time of their lives!