If you're anything like me and you enjoy avoiding studying for finals and feeling sorry for yourself, you're most likely going to be watching this year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. That's right everyone, it's that time of the year again, when we grab our favorite snacks and wine to sit down and watch beautiful models walk down a sparkly runway in lingerie while we cry over an empty pizza box. Here's a short list of thoughts we'll all have during this years show.
1. How is she walking in that thing?!
How is she walking down a slippery runway wearing little to nothing with GIANT wings on while The Weekend checks her out? I get nervous walking down stairs in flats.
2. I wonder if she likes pizza.
I like pizza. I wonder if she wants some of my pizza... Actually I'd have to order a new pizza for her because I ate most of mine already. Maybe she likes cookie dough. Great. Now I want cookie dough too.
3. Wait, what did she just say she eats?
SHE DOESN'T EAT CARBS?! Like any? No bread? No pasta? Nothing? That's crazy, might as well just start an all liquid diet. Oh wait, Adriana Lima already does that.
4. Maybe I'll just work out like them.
They do yoga? I can do yoga... *Thinks about the one time I went to a yoga class and thought I was going to drop dead*
5. How do they do their hair?
It's just so bouncy! I'll Youtube a tutorial for my next date party. Everyone will think I'm so fun and flirty.
6. I can't believe she's younger than me.
She's younger, prettier and richer than me. I should go study for finals. Thank the heavens they always air the fashion show the same week as finals. Now my self-esteem is just a little bit lower then it usually is!
7. At least I'm funny.
I have come to realize that I am never going to look like them but at least I've got a winning personality and that's all that matters, right? *Calls mom to ask if she still likes me*
So go grab some Barefoot and breadsticks, you deserve it!
Tune in tonight to CBS at 9 p.m. to watch the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!
