Spring break has become a national holiday for college students worldwide. It's basically a week long tease of your upcoming summer vacation, filled with ecxcessive debauchery. During spring break you don't have a worry in the world but when it ends, the post spring break depression is real.
It's safe to say we've all had or are having these thoughts right about now..
1. What even happened this week?
I'm sure we've all been thinking this for the past couple of days. Whether you went on a week long booze cruise or took a trip down to Key West, you probably have little to no memory on what exactly went down. Just a tip, check your Snapchat memories it might help.
2. Why am I still hungover?
Was it the excessive amounts of Fat Tuesdays or the unlimited drinking passes on the cruise? We may never know but it was worth it (I think). We all know spring break calls for over priced sugary drinks that leave you regretting your decisions in the morning. If you've been home for three days now and are still feeling hungover, you're not alone.
3. Where did all my money go?
This might be the greatest question of all. Your parents already want to kill you after having to pay for your extravagant vacation, but it doesn't stop there. We all know the struggle of paying mega bucks for a fancy yard stick that ends in a brain freeze and an Instagram pic. Not to mention all the money you blew at the casino. But it's spring break so its acceptable, right?
4. Why didn't I take enough pictures?
You might as well go in your camera roll and delete all the screen shots of pictures you "wanted" to take over break. An Instagram is necessary though to make it look like you actually had plans, so scrap up one of blurry group pics you took and hope for at least 100 likes.
5. Do my parents still like me?
You spent all their money and had them worried sick the entire time. I'm going to say the answer to that one is no.
6. Do I really have to go back to reality?
Now comes the time where you actually have to check your grades and pray you don't have a test the following week. If so, just go back to spring break mode and maybe it'll go away. Wishful thinking am I right?
7. When is summer?
You made it out alive so now you just have to start mentally preparing yourself for summer vacation. It's time to start "saving" your money and pretending like you're actually going to eat healthy and go to the gym in preparation for a summer bod. If summer is anything like spring break, prepare your liver and your wallet because its going to be intense.
