1. That having a bowl of Ramen sitting on your dresser for 14 days is not okay.

I suppose this is common sense, but sometimes it takes a little nudge to get going in the right direction.

2. To rinse the sponge out after washing said bowl of Ramen.

I suppose this is also common sense - after all, who would want a sponge covered in bits of two-week-old Ramen?

3. Who Shania Twain is.

I mean no disrespect, so forgive me for thinking that Shania Twain was Mark Twain's wife. Apparently, anybody with a pulse knows (and loves) Shania.

4. That treating yourself is always a good idea.

Who cares that it's past midnight? Eat some ice cream anyways. You deserve it.

5. That you’re never too old to binge Spongebob or Hannah Montana.

EMBRACE your inner Nickelodeon/Disney-loving self. EMBRACE it!

6. To be patient always.

Even when you've been waiting for your food for over an hour, there's no use in complaining. There's no use in getting all worked up. So just stay calm and carry on.

7. That sweet tea and Mountain Dew take precedence over all else.

Enough said.