If you haven't heard of "The Sims," You have probably been living under a rock for the past 16 years. The Sims, in its simplest form, is a life simulator. Now, if you're like me you probably play it at least five to six days a week. Sometimes, crazy things happen.

I'm not a crazed lunatic when it comes to my Sims. I never kill them (intentionally), and I never harm them. I don't have to! Half the time they do that stuff to themselves.

Here are seven insane things that have made me crazy in Sims games.

1. I had triplets for the first time in 16 years

That moment when your female sim has a girl...then a boy... then a girl.

When this happened to me about a month ago for the first time ever, I thought my game glitched, but when I got back home and saw that I had three babies, I nearly passed out like a new father usually does.

2. When your "Family Friend" won't leave, so the only way to make them leave is to lock them away.

Okay so maybe in the introduction I wasn't so truthful when I said I don't harm my Sims.

But seriously, she kept coming back and wouldn't leave my lot! I locked her in a small room until she... well... passed on. Sorry, but that's what you get when you yell at my sims for peeing or eating.

3. Having my Sim almost blow up from a firework.

Yes, this can actually happen.

When I sent my Sim outside to light a firework, I thought I was going to see a great display of fireworks. Instead, I got my Sim covered in soot and screaming at me that she stinks.

4. Having my Sim run into a fire.

Some Sims are just not smart.

Instead of being normal and running away from the fire, my one Sim ran into the building and ran through the fire. She died, obviously. So as punishment, her ghost continues to haunt the house where she died... Gosh, I'm awful.

5. My Sim's mother died and the Sim didn't notice.

This one is just plain sad.

I really have nothing to say here. I mean, I was way more sad that the mother passed away than my Sim was.... Some Sims are just cold.

6. Forcing my Sims to eat burnt food they made.

Again, I lied in the beginning of this.

Even in "The Sims," money is hard to come buy. As my mother always said, "Waste not, want not."

7. When my Sim left for military school I actually cried...

You would too if it happened to you!

Even though it was solely my fault that he did so bad in school, the first time it happened I actually cried.... I have a problem.

Now that you know what seven insane things my Sims have done to me, and I am pretty sure you think I am totally insane. It's time for me to go back to Simming!