1. You can always count it
If you’re sad and need a pick me up Taco Bell is there to offer you a steak quesarito. If you’re drunk and feel like the world is going to end if you don’t inhale something, don’t worry Taco Bell is not far away. Boys come and go, but Taco Bell is forever.
2. Endless options
Take your pick from tacos, nachos, quesadillas and more. The opportunities are endless.
3. Better availability
Guys can be flakey. They say they’ll be there at noon when in reality that means around two. Taco Bell is there seven days a week and it’s open late. You don’t have to wait around when Taco Bell is just around the corner.
4. No judgement
Taco Bell doesn’t care if you stuff your face with 10 tacos, in fact Taco Bell encourages it.
5. Doesn’t argue
Taco Bell isn’t here to fight with you or hold you accountable for something stupid you did in your past. Taco Bell is just here to make sure you’re happy.
6. Easy to read
Sometimes boys give you mixed signals. One day they make you feel like the queen of the world and then the next day they treat you like you don’t even exist. Taco Bell has a beautifully crafted menu for you to read so that you always know what you’re getting yourself into. No mixed signals, just a great selection.
7. No secrets
You never have to wonder if Taco Bell has anything to hide from you because everything is right on the menu for you to see for yourself.