California, it's the only place for me. Here are eight reasons why California is better.

1. The weather is almost always perfect here.

Probably 360 out of the 365 days are sunny.

2. In-N-Out.

Enough said.

3. Disneyland.

Because it's the happiest place on earth for a reason. And the original is better.

4. Beaches.

The beaches are better on the West Coast. Your opinion is irrelevant. It has the best waves for surfing and the cutest surfers.

5. All of the great music festivals are here.

I'm talking Coachella and Outside Lands, both of which can satisfy the inner hippie in you.

6. The malls are outside.

The stores are OUTSIDE!!! Irvine Spectrum, Fashion Island, and even the Americana.

7. There are songs about us.

Tupac, The Notorious B.I.G., Lana Del Rey, and Katy Perry all have songs about us.

8. It's home to some of the greatest sports teams.

We've got the greatest fans, also.