7 John Mulaney Stand Ups To Brighten Your Day

7 John Mulaney Stand Ups To Brighten Your Day

"I look like I was just sitting in a room, in a chair eating saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here."

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No matter where I go, or what I do, I always find a John Mulaney fan. Here are some of my favorite stand up routines for your viewing pleasure.

1. Salt and Pepper Diner

"On the other hand... when we went back."

2. Delta Airlines

"Like I'll book a ticket on some garbage airline, ya know, I don't wanna name an actual airline so let's just make one up, let's just call it Delta Airline."

3. The One Thing You Can't Replace

"And then I had the thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have... did I do that?"

4. New In Town

"Excuse me, I'm New In Town and it gets worse."

5. Realtors

"This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery."

6. A Child With Lawyers

"Luckily, I had a good alibi because I was in Wisconsin and twelve."

7. Asian-American Woman

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Hey look at that high waisted man he's got feminine hips!"

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