Driving is a skill that unfortunately not all people are blessed with, leaving even the worst of the better drivers red faced, screaming and tossing their fists into the air at the stupidity of the person they share the road with. Although some people may think they are fantastic drivers and should be the next Jeff Gordon, they are pretty much the root of all evil.
1. The Fast-Lane Snails.
We ALL hate the person going under the posted speed limit in the left lane. Please get over before I actually rip my hair out.
2. The Ill-Informed Blinker.
Whether you don't use your blinker at all or have it on and don't turn, you are most likely the devil.
3. The Brake Pumper.
Unless you are about to slam into the ghost car in front of you, could you not slam on your breaks for absolutely no reason on the highway?
4. The Overzealous Honker.
If the light turned green actually one second ago, I absolutely do NOT need you to beep at me to remind me.
5. The Perpetual Lane Changer.
Pick a lane. I will hit you if you weave out in front of me and cut me off again.
6. The Indecisive Speeder.
Speeding up to pass me and then slowing down will only drive me to insanity.
7. The Wide-Eyed Tourist.
Although you may be on vacation, taking in each and every normal building here, and lost beyond the help of your rerouting Siri, people do actually live here and need to get to their jobs on time.
The more I drive, the more my road rage becomes nearly insurmountable. If you are one of these drivers, please learn how to drive, for the sake of the rest of our blood pressure.