We all know that a hurricane is no joke. Between insane rain and winds faster than the sports car guy dangerously weaving through traffic on the interstate, it is important to take them seriously. However, after you pick up some cases of bottled water, canned food and make other necessary preparations, there is no harm in having a little comedic relief. So, here are just a few of the weirdly specific and hilarious Facebook events people have made in order to have some comedic relief while preparing for Hurricane Irma.
1. "Talking reasonably to Hurricane Irma to convince her to stop this cycle."
There has to be some deep, underlying issues here Irma. Let's talk it out and see if we can help calm you down.
2. "Revoking Irma's financial aid so she can't afford to come to UM."
Irma is exhibiting terrible behavior and therefore the FAFSA needs to reject her financial aid at the University of Miami. Doing this will definitely force her to move away from Florida.
3. "Goth dancing to blow Hurricane Irma away."
Better start practicing those goth dance moves now.
4. "Spinning your arms really fast to push away Hurricane Irma."
The faster we spin, the more air we can get to push away a 175 mph hurricane.
5. "Why don't we just PUSH Florida somewhere else!"
In case arm spinning doesn't work, let's just push Florida out into the Atlantic. Patrick Star definitely has the right idea.
6. "Send tablers to Hurricane Irma so it avoids eye contact."
Nothing is more uncomfortable than trying to avoid eye contact with tabling organizations. This will definitely send Irma back into the Atlantic.
7. "Fidget spin clockwise to cancel out Irma."
Grab your fidget spinners kids, we got this.
But seriously everyone stay safe, be prepared and continue to follow local officials' warnings. Stay up to date with Irma's track here.