20 Quotes From 'The Office' That Will Make You Laugh Forever | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post

20 Quotes From 'The Office' That Will Make You Laugh Forever

Trust me: you will never get these out of your head!

65
20 Quotes From 'The Office' That Will Make You Laugh Forever

In This Article:

"The Office" treated us to nine amazing seasons that filled our hearts and made our bellies jiggle. Dunder Mifflin will always live on forever with us — and so will these 20 quotes!

1. "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."

-Dwight

2. "I talk a lot, So I've Learned to just tune my self out."

-Kelly

3. "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

- Michael

4. "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat."

-Pam

5. "For my New Year's resolution, I gave up drinking during the week." 

-Meredith

6. "Everybody stay calm!" 

-Michael

7.  "Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos"

-Stanley

8. "NO! GOD! PLEASE NO!

-Michael

9.  "You're a perfectly fine toilet... I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap."

-Dwight

10. "I don't want to do anything —  I am dying!"

-Michael

11. "This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo." 

-Kevin

12. "Maybe we weren't right together, but it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?"

-Ryan

13. "I'll kill you!" 

-Michael

14. "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before... Try."

-JIm

15. "An office is a place where dreams come true."

-Michael

16. "I stole... and I robbed... and I kidnapped the President's son... and held him for ransom" 

-Michael

17. "Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault." 

-Andy

18. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight." 

-Pam

19. "Growing up, I performed my own circumcision." 

-Dwight

20. "I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good!" 

-Michael

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

540023
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

424006
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments