So, you’ve finally mustered the guts to ask out that special someone to go out on a date with you and they were wise enough to say yes. Congratulations, if only you were so courageous when it came to facing your bad habit of procrastination, then you would have graduated by now.
Never the less, you have a hot date and you have no money and both of you live by UCF. Where to go? What to do? and how to get to second base? I will answer two of these. (read until the end to find out which two)
1. The Pegasus Seal inside the student union.
Do you believe in superstitions? I don’t and neither should you (we will graduate together, in our dreams). So that’s why my favorite first date idea is a picnic on the Pegasus Seal inside the Student Union.
Mind you, only girls from Rollins are willing to do this with me but I always ask them to buy the sandwiches from Boar’s Head since they have enough money to go to a private school.
2. Inside the library.
Not the bar you alcoholic, the place with all the books. This way, you can find out how much of an intellectual that special someone is. Furthermore, they can help you study for that advertising class because you dropped it last semester and you can’t drop it again.
Maybe, you’ll be forced to drop the class again, or maybe your hands will touch your dates' while you both reach for the same book and it’ll be the start of something beautifully awkward.
3. Inside the Reflection Pond.
Herpes from Spirit Splash has to be dead by now, right? I mean, don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been drinking that water instead of wasting money on water bottles.
Anyways, who doesn’t like going for a swim? Furthermore, it’s a beautiful fountain and the water is cool, refreshing, and kinda tasty. Lastly, who’s going to stop you? The hag that hands out parking tickets?
4. The Mathematical Sciences Building.
“Really Michael? Really? The Mathematical Sciences Building? I think you were lying about all those Rollins girls.” I was, but that’s not the point.
The point is the weird pendulum thingy inside the Mathematical Sciences Building. Just grab a couple of chairs and sit down in front of it with them.
Watch it sway from side to side. Hold their hand while you two just watch it go. Ask them about their day.
The pendulum is a metaphor for first dates. It’s all about the Earth’s rotation.
Think about it. It doesn’t make sense, right?
Neither do the feelings in your gut, and that’s okay. Just take things slow. You’ll get to third base eventually, maybe, who knows, just be yourself.
5. The roof of the Physical Sciences Building.
I know a guy that can you get you up there, but for a price. Message me and I’ll get you in contact with him. He goes by Knightro, but I call him the Miracle Worker.
6. The Visual Arts Building.
Perfect if a hipster has caught your eye. There’s an art gallery in there; that’s catnip for hipsters.
Plus, sometimes film professors are showing movies in there. Are they weird avant-garde films by some Swedish guy? Yes. On the other hand, is it a FREE movie in a cozy theater-like lecture hall; yes.
