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6 Signs You Are An Amateur Food Critic

Because food is life.

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6 Signs You Are An Amateur Food Critic
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You love food and feel that you have distinguishable taste. No one really asked for your opinion, but you give it confidently. Here are 6 signs that you might be an amateur food critic.

1. You have no formal training.

No, your palette isn’t professionally trained. You haven’t studied the culinary arts at the finest institutions. You have a pretty good hankering for what is “good” and that is all the license you require.

2. You get the same dish at different restaurants just to compare them.

Which will reign supreme? *tries them all*

3. You’ve given people major emotions just describing food.

Your love for food knows no bounds and you like to share your poetic passion with the world.

4. Your Instagram contains 95% food pics.

Your meal is a masterpiece.

It would be selfish not to share it.

5. You probably love to cook.

Finding new recipes sets your soul on fire.

6. Most of your injuries are from ingesting piping hot food.

You boil the inside of your mouth on a

regular basis. No time to stall on the

one-way trip to Flavortown.

The world needs critics like you, the everyday man. Don't change a thing.


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