13 years ago an unknown starlet was caught on camera having sex with her then "boy-toy" R&B sensation Ray J. Now, this starlet is Kim Kar-Fricken-Dashian. I use fricken because she's a big deal whether you like it or not. Since then, Kim K is a mother of two, a wife, and a millionaire doing what I have no idea honestly, and people HATE her guts for it. I'm talking about celebrities, randoms from twitter, and even my grandmother who probably doesn't even know who she is but the name rings a bell. So with that being said, here we go 5 reasons why people hate Kim Kardashian.
6) She does what we do, but is famous for it.
You know how many times I've taken a selfie? Waited for the perfect time to post it hopefully getting a decent amount of likes or favorites? I can't count. Kim K posts a pic at 3:27 in the morning, the most random time I could think of, and she gets million of likes. The hard work that we normal people put in to get the appropriate amount of social media love should be praised too right?
5) She's got the booty woman want, and men crave.
Okay I'm a guy, and I love women, and I love booties...what were we talking about again? Oh yeah that's right, women want Kim K's butt! She has been the cornerstone for ideal posteriors and even after the surge of plastic butt injections and lifts, tucks, twists, and turns women of the 21st century can't seem to get the perfect Kim K buttocks.
4) She named her daughter North...
This one is kind of odd, because why do we care that a wife and a husband named their first child a cardinal direction, but people hate Kimmy for it. I think we're starting to reach for reasons why we hate Butt KimPlants, but who cares! I've got 3 more to go.
3) What does she do?! Nothing!
Okay I don't know this to be true but people seem to hate the Big Bad Booty Queen because they think she's famous for nothing. Which could be argued but that's not the point of this hate list! To us she wakes up, takes selfies, spends money, and sleeps on the rest of said money. I'm sure that's how she sleeps, yeah I'm positive that's what happens.
2) She took Kanye away from us!
Us I mean the black community, yeah I said it don't judge me, Remember the days when Kanye would rap his little Kanye heart out without a care in the world? Making beats and dope rhymes for out pleasure? Yeah it seems so long ago right? Since their nuptials Kim KarBooty has turned Yeezy into a fashion "Icon" and a Twitter Warrior. Where's our Kanye gone?
1) She's Spotlight Hungry!
The word around town is that Kim Kar-Derriere calls the paparazzi to let them know that she's on the move. I mean hey if it gets my photos on every magazine everyday for the rest of my life, why not right? Well apparently people don't like that and think she's a low down, dirty trash bag media ho-....honorable woman because at the Odyssey we don't bash hardworking folks.
So there you have it folks the 6 reason why the populous hates Kim Kardashian, you thought I was gonna use another funny name weren't you?
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