I don't even have a car, however, after becoming a commuter and getting rides with friends, I have felt the struggle of being the look out for a spot, ANY SPOT, on U.C's campus. More often than not, the time it takes to find a parking spot is the same amount of time it would have taken me to walk two miles to class--and back if we are being honest. Most students I know know the daily struggle of finding some white lines to park in so they don't have to park on the grass. Here are 5 things that are easier to find than parking at Utica College:
Finding him is a cake walk compared to this, trust me. I can locate ten waldos by the time it takes a student to circle the parking lot and wait for someone to pull out of a spot.
It is easier to find Big Bird's imaginary woolly mammoth friend than a parking space.
3) Motivation to do work
I haven't seen this in months and we've only been in school for like three weeks--and if you do happen to find it, please tell me. But it would still be easier to find than a space.
4) The other sock
You know what I'm talking about. You put in two socks in the laundry and came back with one. It's probably gone forever, but if you look really hard you might find it before someone gets parking.
5) My car
I don't even have a car, that's probably why I haven't found it yet.
6) My keys
There have been times where I've forgotten my keys and had to climb in through an open window. They disappear on me all the time and I swear it's because of a black hole in my bag, but my roommates say it's because of my crappy key chain. The time it would take me to look for my keys in my bag, realize I've lost them, climb through a window, and promptly find my keys on my sofa would take less time than finding a space to park.