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59 Thoughts Every Indecisive Person Has When Ordering Pizza

For that friend that always responds with "I don't care!"

Ashley Joustra
Mar 14, 2016
Northern Michigan University
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59 Thoughts Every Indecisive Person Has When Ordering Pizza

Everyone has that super indecisive friend, the one who "doesn't care" about anything at all. Ever. I, in fact, am that friend. "Ashley what do you want to eat?" "I don't care." "What movie should we see?" I don't care." And the list goes on. My boyfriend loves it. Just kidding. Anyway, being a ridiculously indecisive individual seems to make every-day tasks pretty interesting. Such as ordering pizza...

1. Hmm. What do I want for dinner? Maybe pizza!

2. Or I could go get a burrito.

3. No. Pizza. Definitely Pizza.

4. Orrrr...

5. No! Pizza!

6. Okay where should I get pizza from?

7. Jet's?

8. No.

9. Domino's?

10. No.

11. Maybe...

12. No!

13. Oh, I know! That local place everyone loves! Perfect.

14. Okay, I'm here. Now what do I want?

15. Veggies or meat? Veggies or meat?

16. Veggies. Then at least I'm being a little healthy, right?

17. Nah, not worth it. Five meat, all the way!

18. "Hi, can I get a five meat pizza please?"

19. Crap, she asked what size I want. I hadn't even thought of that!

20. Since it's just me, I should get a small.

21. That seems logical but I could also get a large.

22. If I get a large I'll have leftovers...

23. Leftovers!

24. Yes I'll take a large.

25. Did she just ask me what crust flavor I want?

26. There are different crust flavors?

27. Hmm. I could get butter.

28. Or garlic.

29. Or cheese.

30. Or garlic butter cheese.

31. Yes. Garlic butter cheese. Best of all worlds.

32. Okay, great. I ordered! Go me!

33. I deserve an award for all those decisions I just made.

34. I'm a superstar!

35. All right, my pizza is here!

36. Hmm. Which piece should I eat first?

37. That one is really big...

38. But that one has a ton of meat...

39. Nahh we'll start with the big one.

40. Come to mama!

41. Yum.

42. Okay piece number two.

43. Saucy or cheesy? Saucy or cheesy?

44. Cheesy. Always cheesy.

45. Okay I'm full, time to go!

46. Did she just ask me what size box I want?

47. I don't care!

48. Yes I do. Small box.

49. No, big box!

50. Big box.

51. Now, which card should I pay with?

52. Probably my debit card.

53. But I'm so broke...

54. That's what credit cards are for!

55. Okay time to find a place for this in the fridge.

56. That shelf would work but...

57. No, it's fine. It's really fine!

58. Did my roommate just ask if he could have a slice?

59. "Uhm.... I don't care!"

I care. I really, really care.

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