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57 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Orange is the New Black"

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57 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Orange is the New Black"

Every June I impatiently await the arrival of the new season of "Orange is the New Black." Being a Netflix show, it only releases new seasons in the summer, so I have to wait a whole year until I can find out what is going to happen next. From the show's very first episode to its last of every season, I find myself constantly sitting on edge because I am either really pissed off at what just happened, or crying because I found out about one of the character's pasts. This season was full of tears because so many intense situations occurred and there was no better way to express myself. These are the thoughts that occurred while watching Orange is the New Black, Season 3:

1. Aw it's Mother's Day.

2. That's so cute, but like also really sad..

3. What if someone's mom doesn't come!

4.Why does Daya's mom think this is her baby.

5. Chill, dude.

6. OMG, Red is going to find out about the store.

7. She is going to kill Piper!

8. Piper's parents suck.

9. That mother is doing drugs while holding her baby.

10. After she used her baby to get hte drugs.. WTF!

11. So much is happening.

12. Ew bed bugs are gross, that really sucks.

13. I really don't want Nikki and Boo to get caught with these drugs cause something bad will happen.

14. I don't want anything bad to happen to them!!

15. The light is a smart place to hide drugs in prison though- I wouldn't think of that.

17. WTF Leanne and Angie.

18. Leanne's teeth gross me out so much.

19. Shit this is bad.

20. WTF YOU'RE BLAMING NIKKY.

21. Omg Nikky to Max.. NO!!!

22. She was one of my favorites.

23. Boo looks strange when she's wearing makeup and has her hair done.

24. Aw I kinda feel bad for Boo's past.

25. Flaka is dumb.

26. No scratch that, the people she sells fake drugs too are dumb.

27. They're both really dumb.

28. These men visiting Lorna are probably really creepy.

29. YAY Red is the chef, aw I'm happy for her.

30. Chang is a weird mofo.

31. DAMN, never mess with Chang.

32. Aw this epiosde is about Norma, she's so cute.

33. So that's why she doesn't talk..

34. OMG Norma!!!

35. You go girl.. I guess.

36. Piper's new business idea is weird AF.

37. Why would anyone want to buy a women's used underwear.

38. Can she stop saying panties every second.

39. Crazy Eyes has a weird mind.

40. I wonder what her erotic story is actually about..

41. This Lolly girl keeps staring at Alex.

42. Does she love her.

43. LOL, they all want to keep Kosher.

44. If I was in prison and the Kosher food was better, I would eat it.

45. There's even a Rabbi.

46. I've started to kind of like Pensatucky.

47. Gloria better not hurt my girl Sofia.

48. This new guard is such an ass hole!

49. Caputo is a very interesting name.

50. Interesting name for an interesting man.

51. I have a girl crush on Ruby Rose.

52. She's sexy.

53. OMG i can't believe Stella did that to Piper..

54. What a bitch!!

55. The fence is open!

56. Ok this is a beautiful moment.

57. I'm bawling my eyes out.

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