1. YES.
2. This is going to be so fun, I can't wait to see my Big's face when she sees the paddle I made her.
3. AKA the best paddle EVER.
4. Wait... do I even know how to make a paddle?
5. I failed wood shop twice, I am NOT making a paddle from scratch.
6. I just dropped half of my net worth on a fancy piece of wood, paint, glue, and crafting supplies.
7. I'm oddly okay with this.
8. It's never a good sign when the guy ringing you up gives you a weird look as he scans your paddle.
9. I see you with your creepy eyebrow wiggle, Micheal's guy.
10. Yep, you caught me, I bought tons of glitter, rhinestones, Greek letter stickers, and a paddle and therefore, I must be into some weird stuff.
11. Whatever, Micheal's guy, you don't know me.
12. I should browse Pinterest to see what other girls did for their paddles!
13. That won't bruise my ego at all.
14. I'm perfectly confident with my mediocre crafting skills.
15. *Logs into Pinterest*
16. *Cries*
18. THEY'RE ALL SO PERFECT, HOW DOES SOMEONE EVEN DO THAT?
19. No one has enough time to paint the lantern scene from Tangled on a freaking paddle.
20. I call shenanigans.
21. Why can't I have time to practically paint the Mona Lisa on a glorified piece of wood?
22. Or have time in general?
23. I could do calculus homework right now or I could work on my paddle.
24. Paddle it is.
25. This is going to be great, my Big's going to love it.
26. And me. Even more than usual.
27. Because I'm the perfect Little. Duh.
28. And she's the perfect Big.
29. That's why we're Big and Little.
30. I should make a crafting playlist.
31. Gotta get some Taylor Swift, Uptown Funk, oh, and definitely Sam Smith.
32. STAAAAAAY WITH MEEEE.
33. Okay, it's paddle time, let's go.
34. Wait, is it paint, prime, decorate or prime, paint then decorate.
35. Oh well, I'll guess, carpe diem.
36. Paint then prime it is.
37. I definitely carpe'd the wrong diem.
38. I HATE THIS PADDLE.
39. WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO DO THIS?
40. "It's tradition!" they say, "It's super fun!" they say. They're liars. All of them.
41. I can't wait to have a Little so they can make ME a paddle and suffer as much as I did.
42. Okay, wow, this paddle is coming out great.
43. Note to self: never craft for 9 straight hours.
44. It's 3:00 a.m., I should sleep.
45. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Or when this paddle is finished. Whichever comes first.
46. One. Last. Rhinestone.
47. It's done. I can't believe it.
48. I love it.
49. It's perfect.
50. This is the best paddle ever, made by the best Little ever, made for the best Big ever. Hands down.
