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1. Anastasia uses a flip phone 

It's the 21st century, why doesn't Christian buy her a better phone instead of a car? 

2. No one names their child Anastasia 

Let's be honest does anyone actually know an Anastasia?

3. Anastasia kisses her germy roommate on the forehead when she leaves the apartment

Who kisses their roommate at all when they leave? Especially a sick one. 

4. Who faints when they're drunk? 

The vomiting makes sense but who just hits the floor from being so drunk? 

5. No one past the age of six wears pigtails 

Why did the director think putting Anastasia in pigtails would be attractive? We understand she's innocent, but she's not a little girl.  

6. Nobody emails like they're texting 

Anastasia and Christian email like they're texting. Why don't they just text? 

7. No one buys a car for someone they've known for a week

I don't care how rich you are it's pretty crazy to just up and buy someone you don't really know a car.

8. Christian refuses to drive cars but flies helicopters 

Why does he only fly planes and helicopters but yet cannot manage to drive his own car? If he sits in the front seat with the driver why not just drive the car? 

9. Christian creepily knows where Anastasia is at all times

How did Christian know what bar Anastasia was at? How did he know exactly where she would be with her mother in Georgia? How did he know she would be in her apartment when he brought wine over to surprise her? 

10. The whole movie is supposed to be a romance yet it somehow comes across as a comedy

Through all the lines and acting in this movie, you spend half the time giggling instead of believing in the "romance" of the story. How could you not laugh at the soundtrack choices during the most "romantic" scenes? 

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