50 Iconic Spongebob Quotes

50 Iconic 'Spongebob Squarepants' Quotes We All Know And Love

SpongeBob SquarePants is an icon of our generation and easy to rely on when you need a good laugh.


SpongeBob SquarePants is an icon of our generation and notably known as the zany yellow sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom.

On November 26th, Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of this nostalgic show we've all grown up loving, unfortunately succumbed to his battle with ALS and left many hearts weighing heavy, myself included.

It doesn't really matter how old I get, I'm probably going to reference SpongeBob quotes until the day I die and I'm not ashamed of it. It's a classic cartoon that has formed into a culture of its own. Whether it's a viral meme used as a reaction or a one-liner to express what's on our mind, we've all referenced SpongeBob before.

In honor of the man who started an entire culture based off a yellow sponge, here are some all-time memorable quotes.

1. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo" 

2. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli" 

3. "The hash slinging slasher!"

4. "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

5. "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"No, this is Patrick"

6. "Oh magic conch shell..."


8. "My leg!"

9. "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness!"

10. "He was number one!"

11. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

12. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy"

13. "I'm a good noodle!"

14. "Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

15. "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" 

16. "Chocolate, I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!"

17. "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?" 

"Weenie Hut Juniors?!"

18. "Oh these pies aren't homemade, they were made in a factor. A bomb factory. They're bombs."

19. "Don't genius live in a lamp?"

20. "Who ever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your light on."

21. "Oh east? I though you said weast."


23. "The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time! One with a collar--turtle neck--that's the kind..." 

24. "I thought of something funnier than 24." 


25. "What does claustrophobic mean?"

"It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!"

26. "Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness... money."

27. "It's not just any boulder... IT'S A ROCK!"

28. "Now put it on the lid."

"No, the lid. The lid. The lid. THE LID."

29. "F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all..." 

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"

30. "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smell."

31. "Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets." 

32. "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"


34. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

35. "What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?"

36. "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!"


38. "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me." 

39. "Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try playing with big meaty  claws!"

40. "I'm ugly and I'm proud."

41. "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams" 

42. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms." 

43. "Fine, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."

44. "Not when I shift into... MAXIUM OVERDRIVE!" 

45. "Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen!"

46. "1% evil, 99% hot gas."

47. "I'm Dirty Dan!"

"No, you're Pinhead Larry!"

48. "I'm a Goofy Goober!"

49. "We don't need television. Not as long as we have our imaginationnn." 

50. "I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny."

I think it's safe to say... only true "Spongbob Squarepants" fans will understand where I'm coming from.

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36 Rules Of Life From 'NCIS's' Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Sometimes we all need a smack on the back of the head.

I have been watching "NCIS" since the show began back in 2003, and season 15 will be airing this September. It is one of the longest running series and for a good reason, even though a lot of your favorite characters die off in the show they somehow still keep it alive. Anyone who has watched an episode or more knows about the infamous Gibbs's rules. Here's the list that we can gather from the many episodes:

Rule 1: "Never let suspects stay together." - revealed in the Season 1 premiere episode, Yankee White (episode).

Rule 2: "Never screw over your partner." - revealed in the Season 4 episode, Blowback (episode). McGee also stated this rule to Ned Dorneget in Need to Know (episode). McGee also mentioned to Abigail Borin in Ships in the Night (episode) that rule number one has been taken twice, showing that he knows that there are two number one rules.

Rule 3: "Always wear gloves at a crime scene." - revealed in "Yankee White."

Rule 4: "Don't believe what you're told. Double check." - again revealed in "Yankee White."

Rule 5: "Never be unreachable." - revealed in the Season 3 episode, Deception (episode) although Gibbs has been known to be intentionally unreachable. The rule was shown in Rule Fifty-One (episode) in the background when Gibbs opens the box.

Rule 6: "The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best." - revealed in the Season 4 episode, Blowback (episode)

Rule 7: "You don't waste good." - revealed in the Season 8 episode, Baltimore (episode).

Rule 8: "Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness." - This rule has been mentioned throughout the series, but it wasn't given a specific number until Flesh and Blood (episode). The rule is also a direct reference to John Wayne's catch phrase in "She Wore A Yellow Ribbon" (John Ford, Director). Wayne said: "Never apologize, mister, it's a sign of weakness." to subordinates in a military situation. DiNozzo notes the connection in Hiatus Part 1 (episode). Mark Harmon's career has paralleled John Wayne's. They both were quarterback of their southern California college football team, both went into acting. (Harmon's father, Tom Harmon, was a Heisman Trophy-winner and actor & announcer as well.) Note: This is continuously told to Tony, Ziva and Tim through a smack to the back of their heads.

Rule 9: "Always be specific when you lie." - revealed in the Season 1 finale episode, Reveille (episode).

Rule 10: "Never take anything for granted." - revealed in the Season 3 episode, Probie (episode) although Gibbs also quotes it as being "Never assume" during the Season 9 episode, Rekindled (episode).

Rule 11: "Never go anywhere without a knife." - revealed in the Season 1 episode, One Shot, One Kill (episode)although it's sometimes quoted as "Never leave home without a knife" or "Always carry a knife."

Rule 12: "Never get personally involved in a case." - revealed in the Season 7 episode, Obsession (episode) and again referenced by the new SECNAV Clayton Jarvis in the Season 9 premiere episode, Nature of the Beast (episode) as the number one rule in Washington politics.

Rule 13: "When the job is done, walk away." - revealed in the Season 6 episode, Semper Fidelis (episode).

Rule 14: "Never date a co-worker." - revealed in the Season 1 episode, Enigma (episode).

Rule 15: "Never, ever involve lawyers." - revealed in "Collateral Damage." Rule 51 is written on the back of the card containing Rule 13 in "Rule Fifty-One."

Rule 16: "Bend the line, don't break it." - revealed in Anonymous was a Woman (episode).

Rule 17: "Always work as a team." - revealed in Leap of Faith (episode).

Rule 18: "If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it." - revealed in the Season 8 finale episode, Pyramid (episode).

Rule 19: "Never, ever interrupt Gibbs during an interrogation." - revealed in the Season 14 episode, Privileged Information (episode).

Rule 20: "It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission." - revealed in Silver War (episode).

Rule 21: "Always look under." - revealed in The Artful Dodger (episode)

Rule 22: "Never ever bother Gibbs in interrogation." - revealed in Smoked (episode).

Rule 23: "Never mess with a Marine's coffee... if you want to live."- revealed during "Forced Entry."

Rule 24: "There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you." - Jack Knife (episode) and "Rule Fifty-One."

Rule 25: "When you need help, ask." - revealed during Blood Brothers (episode).

Rule 26: "Always watch the watchers." - revealed in "Baltimore."

Rule 27: "If you feel like you are being played, you probably are." - revealed in Nature of the Beast (episode).

Rule 28: "Your case, your lead." - revealed in Bounce (episode) placing Tony as temporarily in charge of the team, and also in Phoenix (episode) with Ducky as leader.

Rule 29: "There is no such thing as coincidence." - revealed in Obsession (episode) although DiNozzo states that Rule 39A is "There is no such thing as a small world" during Canary (episode).

Rule 30: "If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are." - revealed in Borderland (episode).

Rule 31: "Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you." - revealed in Psych Out (episode).

Rule 32: "First things first, hide the women and children." - This rule number was mentioned in Patriot Down (episode) but was not stated until Rule Fifty-One (episode).

Rule 33: "Clean up the mess that you make." - revealed in "Rule Fifty-One" although it's also stated as "Never leave behind loose ends" in Hiatus Part 2 (episode).

Rule 34: "Sometimes you're wrong." - Created by Gibbs in Rule Fifty-One" by writing it on the back of the card containing Rule 13. It is unknown if his coworkers are aware of this rule.

Rule 35: "Always give people space when they get off an elevator." - revealed in Double Back (episode)

Rule 36: "Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man." - revealed in Devil's Triangle (episode).

While some seem to deal with Gibbs only there are some very great life lessons present. If you haven's started watching "NCIS" I suggest you start soon, it is all on Netflix.

"A slap to the face is an insult - a slap to the back of the head is a wake-up call." Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Gypsy Rose Is A Victim And Should NOT Be In Prison For Her Mother's Murder

Watch "The Act," and you will know why!


By now, everyone has heard of the new Hulu show called "The Act" which is centered around the case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard whose mother forced her to be sick in order to get money and sympathy, so she and her boyfriend ended up killing her and are now serving time in prison.

She and her mother were the center of many news stories. They went on a lot of charity trips through the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and they also received a lot of generous donations from strangers. Her mother claimed that she had all of these conditions, and what is scary is that everyone easily believed her.

One of the first times I had ever heard of this case was through this Buzzfeed article. It was very detailed and very scary as well that a parent would do that to her child when most parents hope for their kids to be happy and healthy.

Of course some people are quick to blame Gypsy because yes murder is bad, however, she sadly felt like this was her only way to escape her abusive mother. She had tried to escape, but her mother always found out and she ended up back in her arms.

I recently watched a documentary with her in it called "Mommy Dead and Dearest"—it was on HBO, but you can always find it somewhere on YouTube—where they have interviews with her family, people who knew her, and Gypsy herself.

After reading the whole story, I can't believe that a mother would do that, but it is believed that she had Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy

This mother was taking her daughter to the emergency room for little things such as a cough or a scraped knee trying to convince doctors that she had something wrong with her when in reality she was perfectly fine.

While the mother is to blame for what happened, the doctors weren't any better either. If they didn't find anything wrong with Gypsy then maybe they should have called the police on her mother or refuse to treat Gypsy because there was nothing wrong with her. I always wonder how her mother was able to get away with it for so long. I thought with the doctors' training that they would be able to spot a fake illness and report it to the police right away.

If you have Hulu, I would recommend watching "The Act." While it may not be all accurate, as most true crime shows are dramatized, it does bring awareness to this condition and Gypsy's story. I would also recommend watching the documentary as well, whether you have HBO or you find it on YouTube, it is worth your time to know the full story.

Here is hoping that Gypsy is able to get an early release and can have a normal life that her mom robbed her of.

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