So you're driving down a main road, cruising along at "55" (cause we don't speed of course) and all of a sudden you're going 42 and have no idea why the car in front of you can't just go the damn speed limit. At first you think maybe they are just older, or are just getting to speed. But after 5 miles of 42 in a 55 you start to get a little testy. You my friend, aren't alone! There are plenty of people just like you, who suffer from immense Road Rage!

1. You aren't exactly the first choice for driver out of your friends.

You may not have any accidents, or tickets on your record. But damn they've seen the rage, they've been their when you have been screaming at an elderly women for not getting the hell out of the way, or bitching at a teen age girl for being to stupid to go around a guy.

2. Stuttering Speech.

You're often going "are... are you serious?" "Seriously.. are you, like.. kidding". You ask every driver in front of you if they are "Serious." And everyone is a shit driver for sure!

3. Everyone is TOO SLOW!

Everyone is driving too slow, absolutely everyone. Even if they are probably doing 5-10 mph over the limit they are still just too damn slow! It doesn't matter if there isn't even anyone in front of you.

4. Tap Tap Taparoo

So you're driving down the road, and you notice the person behind you is following a little close. Your initial thought is "maybe i'm driving slow" but then realize thats crazy cause you never drive slow. So finally you come to the realization that the person is just riding your ass and being a jerk, so you tap on the brakes a couple time sharply hoping he just rear ends you. It is a sacrifice you gotta make, getting hit to make a point.

5. The car has a blinker for a reason.

That little lever on the side of the steering wheel moves up and down for a reason. It moves in order to make the lights on either end of your car to indicate which way you're turning. So when someone just doesn't use the damn thing it sets off a fire that could only spawn from the depths of hell!

That old lady deserved that middle finger, and that dude shouldn't have been going so slow if he didn't want to be cut off. It is a normal day at the office for you when you have to flip multiple people off, and possibly slam on the breaks a few times to show the jerk riding your ass a thing or two. Whether you like it or not, you have Road Rage. It is more than common for you to deal with people who drive just a little to slow for you, and people who forget to use that blinker of theirs.