5 Signs You Are an Obsessed Cat Mom

5 Signs You Are an Obsessed Cat Mom

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1. Most of the photos on your phone are of them (and you use every opportunity to share them with everyone

)

And you’re always on point for selfies with your cat

2. You talk to them like they will respond. I mean, how else are you going to know how their day was or who broke the lamp?


3. They have more toys than Pet Smart but still prefer cardboard boxes.



(although they prefer loose strings, old boxes, and pretty much anything else that you didn’t buy for them.)





4. The thought of going anywhere gives you both separation anxiety.




but on the rare occasion you do go somewhere, and you’re expectations are too high…

5. And lastly, you wear “Cat Mom” title proudly.





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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.
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There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"


5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"


7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"


11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"


13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."


17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."


28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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7 Things I Wish My Cats Would Stop Doing

Cats are great but sometimes they can be a little inconsiderate.

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Listen I love my cats a lot I really do. There are just a few things that I wish they would stop doing.

I wish my cats would...

... Stop peeing on my things

This is George. He peed in my suitcase (yes it was full of clothes).

I understand that you get angry when I leave for school or when I do not pay attention to you and I know you really did not like it when we brought home a kitten and I know that it was rude to not consider my sister's cats feelings when I visited her but that does not mean you have to pee in my basket of freshly clean clothes. Or on my bed. Or in my suitcase.

... Please stop licking me

This is Lorelei. She likes to lick noses, eyelids, foreheads, hands. She also does not care if you're sleeping.

If I wanted to be licked I would hang out with the dog. Also your breathe smells like fish and your tongue feels like sandpaper and you lick your own butt. Its just not fun for me. I'm sorry.

... If my laptop is in my lap please don't try to lie on me

This is Mika. She is notorious for deciding when you are done with whatever you are doing.

I am probably working on something and I can not do it if you force me to move my laptop so that you can lie on me.

... Please don't bring me dead things

This is Limpy bringing my sister a bird. He is just so kind.

I know that you do it because you love me but seriously its gross and I can feed myself.

... Stop putting your butt in my face

Hey Mika I love you and I'd love it if you let me cuddle with something other than your butt.

I don't want your butt in my face this doesn't need explaining. Please just let me cuddle with your face.

... Stop fighting each other in the middle of the night

This is Luna. She may look innocent but she is actually ready and willing to fight anyone at anytime anywhere.

Really just stop fighting each other in general but especially in the middle of the night when I have to get out of bed because one of you sounds like you are dying.

... Stop being so cute

Like they're literally cuddling each other. It melts my heart.

Seriously stop making me want to drop out of college and quit my job so I can cuddle with you all the time I have things to do and I'm doing them to give us a better life.

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