If you think about it, college students are basically cats.

1. You can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

Bath tub, bed, floor, you name it. If you're tired, you go straight to bed, no ifs, ands or buts about it!

2. You demand food when you're hungry.

If it's dinner time, you expect food right then and there, if not, someone's going to get it!

3. You can give me belly rubs, but no touchy after exactly one minute and three seconds. You may or may not attack.

Cuddles, belly rubs, the whole nine yards. When you're done, it's a done deal! Nobody's changing this ritual you've created for yourself. Don't go a second over or under, or else!

4. You only give love when food is brought to you.

Food is the key to everlasting happiness — until it's gone. Then, I guess it's back to basics.

5. You will comfort them if they need it because maybe it's a white lie that I love you for food.

OK, maybe you were bluffing on number 4, you care for them and love everything they do for you. Sometimes you're just too picky, but you can be good if you really set your ego aside.