"It's just a dog"

First of all, that is my child. If someone ever tells you that your dog is 'just a dog' or that having a dog is easy, they never had a dog or had one when they were young. Having a dog is almost like parenting, and before you open your mouth to argue about your feeding every two hours and changing poopy diapers: it's not as hard, but it's a close second.

1. They always need someone to pick up their poop and pee

4. Everything they come in contact with goes in their mouth. You get used to prying their mouth open.

5. They will always need you even when they're all grown up