Apparently the current political situation was not enough horror for Americans, and so now there are killer clowns lurking around every corner. We have been so worried about a zombie apocalypse in the recent past that it's almost ironic that clowns are the actual problem.
Irony aside, this is a serious problem that I hope will cease to exist very soon. Until then, as the danger of clowns, Donald and Hillary, accompanied by the nasty weather, all threaten to ruin your day, here are 10 quotes that won't. In the spirit of Halloween and the forthcoming clown apocalypse, these uplifting messages are brought to you by none other than the ones your fear most: the clowns.
1. Be the change!
Putting an end to the troubles in your life, your country, or the clown apocalypse starts with you. Don't back down from being your best self.
2. Believe in yourself!
In the face of adversity, remember that if you believe you can do it, then you can do it. Even if "it" is escaping the clown apocalypse. Especially then.
3. You can succeed!
Everyone fears failure, just like everyone fears clowns, but your desire to succeed will always win out in the end.
4. A good mindset will take you far!
It's all about having a positive attitude. Even in the midst of a clown apocalypse, the glass can still be half full.
5. You can do anything!
Despite all of the challenges life throws at you, you can be whatever you want to be. Unless you want to be a clown. DON'T be a clown.
I hope that these five quotes will empower you to keep your head up this Halloween season, regardless of the strange circumstances of our nation right now. I hope that you remember all of these messages about being all you can be, and that you will remember them in hard times. Finally, I hope that you carry pepper spray and travel in groups for the foreseeable future. Let's face it, these quotes can't solve everything.
