You've made paper snowflakes, decorated a gingerbread house, cozied up next to a fire, called your grandmother and played with your puppy. You've used up all your wholesomeness. Now what?

Here are 5 non-wholesome activities to do on a slow winter day.

1. Download Tinder and find a hookup

You're bored and Tinder is free. So why not invite someone over for a non-wholesome hangout session? Light some candles, crank up the volume on some Christmas music, and cozy up to a stranger who you'll probably ghost in a week.

2. Call your ex and scream at them

If you're feeling tense around the holidays, chug some wine and dial your ex. Is this a good idea? Hmm, probably not, but it will feel really, really good in the moment. Scream at them for wasting your time, even though you know deep down both of you are at fault. Tell them you hope they're alone on New Year's Eve. Tell them you never liked their spinach puffs. Really get into it.

3. Go Christmas shopping for yourself

Generosity is the reason for the season, so get out of the house and drive to your nearest mall. Spend lots of money on yourself. Is that what Christmas is all about? Not really, but being a selfish consumer is part of the American Dream. You got this!

4. Get ridiculously drunk

There are so many healthy activities to enjoy, like running or biking or walking your dog. But you should stay home, lock yourself in your bedroom, and drink a bottle or two of pink Moscato while watching the dumbest show you can find, which would be "How I Met Your Mother."

5. Get ridiculously high

If getting sloppy drunk is not your thing, then call up that one stoner from high school and buy some weed. It's legal in our nation's capital, which makes it basically legal everywhere else. Don't get caught, stay in your own home, and enjoy the sparkly feeling of being high beyond your wildest dreams.