48 Thoughts Every Wannabe Pokémaster Has While The Server Is Down
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48 Thoughts Every Wannabe Pokémaster Has While The Server Is Down

How am I supposed to be the very best like no one ever was?

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48 Thoughts Every Wannabe Pokémaster Has While The Server Is Down

Pokémon Go has taken the world by storm since its release on July 6. The game has been quickly rolling out into other countries, allowing us Pokémon obsessed players to have the opportunity to catch Pokémon in some of the world's most famous landmarks. While this all sounds heavenly and utopian, all good things have their downsides. The world's frenzy and obsession with Pokemon Go has caused quite a few server crashes since the game's release, leaving us wannabe Pokémasters delayed from fulfilling our destinies of catching them all. The server crashes for many reasons, whether it be hackers or simply because too many people were trying to play at once. Every single time it does crash, Pokemon lovers every where take to Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat and Instagram to update the world on their need to catch them all being inhibited by the server crash. Here are 48 thoughts every Pokémon Go player has during a server crash.

1. Right now seems like a great time and place to catch some Pokémon.

2. Hmm that's weird. It's taking a pretty long time to load.

3. OK, this loading time is ridiculous. Is my phone broken?

4. Must check my wifi, restart my phone, and redownload the app.

5. Still nothing.

6. Oh my gosh THE SERVER IS DOWN.

7. My Twitter feed is full of people panicking.

8. Well there goes my plans for today.

9. What do I do now?

10. I guess I'll just wait for it to come back up. It shouldn't take too long, right?

11. It feels like its been an eternity.

12. What did I used to do before this game? Maybe I could go do that.

13. I can't remember a life without Pokémon.

14. What if there is a Charizard in my backyard right now and I can't catch it because of the server?

15. Must remain calm.

16. OK, I'm panicking.

17. I bet the park is empty right now.

18. I just want to evolve my Pokémon!

19. How am I supposed to catch them all and fulfill my destiny when the server is down?

20. *Calls all friends to see if the server is down for them too*

21. *Refreshes social media a million times to see other people complaining about it to make themselves feel less bad for being so upset*

22. Maybe its up now. I'll go check.

23. Still down.

24. Is this what the Amish feel like?

25. Well if I can't play Pokémon, I should just watch Youtube videos, read articles, and watch the show about it.

26. Why do bad things happen to good people?

27. It feels wrong to go to a restaurant or store that is a Pokéstop right now if I can't play Pokémon there.

28. I'll refresh the app one last time and then I won't check again until the end of the day.

29. Who am I kidding, let me go refresh it a million times.

30. *Throws tennis ball at dog to pretend you're catching a Pokémon*

31. I remember the good old days when the service wasn't down. I never appreciated how good I had it.

32. I'll go eat away my feelings.

33. *Opens fridge* Raspberries? My Pokémon used to love raspberries.

34. I miss Pokémon.

35. What if it never comes back?

36. What if this was all a big prank to get us hooked on the game and now they're ending it?

37. What if someone hacked the server and deleted all of the Pokémon I caught?

38. I'm convinced that the apocalypse is here and this is the beginning of it.

39. What is this server running on? A 3rd grade science project?

40. I bet Team Rocket had something to do with this.

41. How am I meant to be the very best like no one ever was with no server?

42. I've probably done enough walking today while the server's down that I could've hatched my 10 kilometer egg.

43. It's been a while. I better check the server again.

44. IT'S BACK! This is not a drill.

45. I just want to hug all of my Pokémon. I missed you guys so much.

46. Now it's time to hit up every Pokéstop near me to make up for lost time.

47. I will never take this time for granted again.

48. "Pokémon, gotta catch em all. It's you and me, I know it's my destiny! Pokémon, oh, you're my best friend. In a world we must defend."

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