1. WHY DID I HAVE TO WAIT 13 YEARS FOR THIS?!?!
2. Everyone in here is so little...
3. OMG. Baby Dory is sooo cute.
4. You up there with a screaming baby. Get her out of here. That is so rude, this is not a....
5. Oh wait, this is a kids movie...
6. I DON'T CARE. GET HER OUT. This is my childhood, not your one year olds.
7. Wow I sound like a cranky old grandmother. Oops sorry.
8. Ellen DeGeneres is my favorite person in the entire world.
9. Wait... no time has passed... It's been THIRTEEN YEARS. HOW CAN WE FORGET THAT.
10. It's okay. Little Nemo is still cute.
11. Hello, my name is (Insert your name here) and I suffer from short term memory loss.
12. YES DORY! GO FIND YOUR FAMILY.
13. Marlin, why are you such a Debby Downer all the time?
14. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
15. These flashbacks are precious.
16. Hahahaha. Wait why am I laughing... that wasn't even remotely funny.
17. SQUIRT!
18. Ahhh.... I get those inconspicuous inappropriate jokes now. I LOVE IT!
19. Can I call my boyfriend Kelpcake?
20. DORY GET OFF THE TOP OF THE WATER.
21. Oh no no no no.
22. Becky... with the terrible hair.... yesssss.
23. Hank, don't be so difficult.
24. Dory speaks actual fricken whale.
25. Yes do as Dory would do, grumpy pants.
26. Omg she is going to find them.
27. Oh no. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry.
28. Focus Dory! Focus!
29. Dory has the coolest friends.
30. Yes Dory, conquer the world for us girls.
31. Not again. This cannot be happening.
32. They made paths for her with shells. Hundreds of paths...
33. Get yourself together. You will not let these toddlers see you cry at a kids movie.
34. SHE FOUND THEM!
35. Dory is a genius. Fish are not only friends, but family.
36. *Cries thinking about my friends as my family*
37. Oh the otters *heart eyes*.
38. Hank, I love you.
39. An octopus and a fish drive better than me.
40. Fish Jail... hahahaha.
41. DORY FOR PRESIDENT.
42. Wait... What was that tweet I saw about the controversy of a lesbian couple in this movie... Did I miss that somewhere? Oh well, I love it either way.
43. Awe, Marlin is worried about Dory.
44. But she did it herself!
45. Not only was this movie about family and friends but about overcoming obstacles and even disabilities. I love it so much.
46. Do I have to wait another 13 years for the next one or...?
47. Can the next one be about Hank...? I love him.