Every day is filled with an adventure. When we wake up, we don't know what we are getting ourselves into. It could be the greatest day of our lives or the worst. We could win the lottery or total our car. Who knows? Each day is filled with a ton of "what if's."
Nothing is promised. Nothing is guaranteed. Nothing, that is, except for a chilled bottle of wine. The one true thing we can count on to be there when we need it. In good times and in bad, wine is a constant.
Here's the thing. We need wine to survive each day. There is crazy sh*t happening in the world that only a nice crisp white can fix. Why wine you ask? Well, because...
1. It's Monday.
2. You had a long day.
3. Your friends are coming over.
4. You embarrassed yourself in public today.
5. Red wine is healthy for you.
6. You have hands (to hold the wine with of course).
7. Your ex is in a new relationship.
8. You took a shower.
9. You're eating.
10. It's fun.
11. It's Hump day.
12. There's an opened bottle in your fridge.
13. Everyone but you is in a Facebook official relationship. (Seriously, why do people still do that?)
14. You're alone.
15. You need to prepare for the night ahead.
16. Facebook told you it's someone's birthday so you have to toast them.
17. You have to wash down your breakfast with something.
18. An old flame posted a photo online.
19. You didn't do anything all day.
20. You're sad.
21. You're watching a movie.
22. You're celebrating something.
23. You found money on the ground... to buy more wine with.
24. A waiter handed you the wine list.
25. You're breathing.
26. It's the start to every fun night.
27. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
28. You need to cure your hangover.
29. Someone special texted you.
30. You want a reason to text someone special.
31. It has more flavor than water.
32. You're 21, so you can (legally).
33. You're bored.
34. It's almost Friday.
35. Sauvignon Blanc is fun to say.
36. You're thirsty.
37. It's an automatic relaxer.
38. Your half birthday was three weeks ago.
39. Barefoot costs $10; you can afford it.
40. Your recycling bin is empty and could use a bottle in it.
41. You're not pregnant.
42. There's a wine opener on the counter.
43. You'll automatically look classy and sophisticated.
44. You have an excuse to be able to say what's on your mind.
45. It's just a fun fruit punch.
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