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43 Things I Would Rather Do Than Take Summer Classes

Aside from banging my head against a wall

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43 Things I Would Rather Do Than Take Summer Classes
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Summer classes are shorter and a lot more intensive than in the fall or spring. On the flip side, you only have to deal with the select professor and students for a month. But you only get the classes that are offered, such as if you really need this biology class and it is at 8am, then get ready for waking up at 6am to make sure you get there on time. However, there are always things one would rather do than take that 8am class in the middle of June:

1. Binge watch all 12 seasons of Grey's Anatomy on Netflix in a continuous cycle.

2. Read Great Expectations.

3. Stay up until 3am and wake up at 3pm.

4. Swipe right to everyone on Tinder.

5. Send my old teachers in grade school friend requests.

6. Go to Kansas.

7. Grow my hair out to have a man bun.

8. Dye my hair bleach blonde.

9. Not shower for a week.

10. Take 25 credits hours during the fall and spring semesters.

11. Get two male Betta fish in the same tank together.

12. Have Stouffer's Lasagna for every meal.

13. Call my ex and apologize, even if I don't have anything to apologize for.

14. Start a discussion about gay rights with my Republican family members.

15. Watch every Texas Chainsaw Massacre film made.

16. Go to Los Angeles and find my celebrity crush.

17. Drive on Bluegrass Parkway.

18. Watch only documentaries for the entire summer.

19. Drop out and become a server in New York City.

20. Work night shifts at Walmart.

21. Apply to medical school.

22. Have my blood tested at a laboratory.

23. Become an Education major.

24. Work three jobs all at once.

25. Watch Rachael Ray at 10am on weekdays.

26. Read Cosmopolitan magazines.

27. Park in a handicapped space.

28. Live in Maine.

29. Plan a reunion with my high school graduating class.

30. Perform gender reassignment surgery in a non-sterile environment.

31. Have a heated discussion about Donald Trump with my cat.

32. Post photos of my order from Starbucks on Instagram like a basic white girl.

33. Drink Cranberry Juice.

34. Become a Mississippi State fan.

35. Literally kill a fly on my bedroom wall.

36. Try my best to get 500 words on this article by saying nonsense on the rest of this list.

37. Have a discussion about what people in Alaska and Hawaii do knowing they don't live in the contiguous United States.

38. Make my cover photo of Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf.

39. Live on a Vegan diet plan.

40. Participate in Greek life.

41. Learn how to play the bongos.

42. Start a blog on Tumblr about how much I hate taking summer classes.

43. Write a letter to Shonda Rhimes specifically asking why she killed George.

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