Anyone who watches the Food Network knows that "Chopped" is the best show they have. No question. Guy Fieri is annoying AF, there are only so many cupcakes I can look at (although I don't hate Aaron Samuels Jonathan Bennett as the host of "Cupcake Wars"), and "Worst Cooks in America" is just flat out embarrassing and hurts to watch. "Chopped," on the other hand, is pure genius, so without further ado, here are the 42 thoughts you have while watching.
1. You see Ted Allen on your screen and you know exactly what you're doing for the next hour.
2. God I love this show.
3. I should probably try out for it like at this point I've watched it so often I really think I could win.
4. Alright bring out the chefs, gotta pick my favorite.
5. OMG her story is amazing I love her she has to win.
6. Take it back he is so precious if he doesn't win I'll cry.
7. Ew I hate that girl, be less cocky.
8. AW he's doing it for his mom that is so sweet!
9. But also everyone does it for their mom.
10. What about the dads? Dads can cook too.
11. Ok but still aw because he just loves his mom so much.
12. Alright which judges do we have today?
13. Aaron Sanchez I like how Ted says your name.
14. Oh this guy is the mean one yikes don't want him when I'm competing on the show.
15. WHAT'S IN THE FIRST BASKET?!
16. That's like not that hard.
17. LOL that they have to say chocolate sandwich cookies instead of Oreos.
18. I would totally make (blank).
19. SEE that was such a brilliant idea she's copying me.
20. I know where everything in this kitchen is.
21. Do not make the ice cream it never ends well.
22. No stop. I told you no.
23. STOP MAKING ICE CREAM.
24. See?
25. He's forgetting to stir his sauce omg. It's going to burn.
26. Yep burnt.
27. Sistah frand left out an ingredient. Chopped fo sho.
28. He definitely didn't transform that ingredient enough.
29. She's saying she's freaking out. They're trying to make you think she's getting chopped but she's going to win. I see that reverse psychology going on.
30. WHAT'S IN THE BASKET?!
31. That's poor presentation I mean come on.
32. She needs another component on her plate if it's going to be an entree.
33. That dish looks like barf. Hope it tastes better.
34. Too much salt. Rookie mistake.
35. ONE MINUTE CHEFS.
36. That meat is not cooked through... oh no.
37. Good lord, he's annoying I don't want him to win anymore.
38. Maneet Chauhan is here, make something spicy STAT!
39. IDK man her dessert was better but his previous rounds were fire, it's going to be tough.
40. They're making the same thing oh this is no bueno.
41. How do they think of these things like that basket had gooseberry preserves and gummy hamburgers.
42. I could do this. Put me in coach.
