It never fails. The second you plop down on your bed with your favorite tub of ice cream and serious movie marathon plans, you get the most bittersweet message to ever grace your screen.
"Hey, we're going out. Get ready."
You should be excited. You are, a little. It has been exactly way too long since you have been social and everything. Plus, you know it would probably be a pretty good idea to make an appearance somewhere looking like a functioning human being who does, in fact, know how to style their hair and can actually not look like an exhausted, lazy troll for once. So, as much as it pains you to put away the treats and not watch "13 Going on 30" for the 100th time, you do it anyway.
These are just some of the millions of ridiculous things that run through pretty much all girls' heads before hitting the town.
1. Where are all of my favorite tops?
2. Why do I never do my laundry?
3. I wish I could go out in sweatpants.
4. Maybe I will. Everyone will be so jealous of how comfy I am.
5. Just kidding. I owe it to myself to look decent.
6. Too bad I have no clothes.
7. Looks like I'll borrow someone else's.
8. Will I be cold walking?
9. Doesn't matter. Too lazy to bring a jacket.
10. How did I forget to paint my toes?
11. Guess I'm not wearing sandals.
12. Looks like my chucks are the only answer. Duh.
13. All of my friends look awesome, and I look like a thumb.
14. Why is dressing cute so difficult?!?
15. Why is this so much work?!?
16. Winged eyeliner is so hard.
17. I will lose all chill if I mess up my left eye again.
18. Dang it. Well, I'm too lazy to grab a Q-tip, so it'll do.
19. OK. Time to curl my hair. *horror music plays*
20. Why do I do this to myself?
21. *Burns self* It's not like I need fingertips or anything.
22. I think I'm ready.
23. Should I change my outfit?
24. No. This one hasn't been seen on Instagram yet.
25. *Takes picture with friend* I hope the camera favors this outfit.
26. *Looks at picture* *Looks in mirror to practice posing for a better one*
27. Now is the perfect time to Snapchat that cute guy from class.
28. Opened, but no response? Real cool.
29. I'm tired. But it's only 10:30 p.m.
30. Wait. How did my entire closet end up on my floor?
31. I should clean it up...
32. ...but maybe I'll just clear a spot on the table. You know, for the pizza I'll be getting when I get home.
33. Do I have enough money to order said pizza? Yes.
34. Should I be spending money on said pizza? No.
35. *Shrugs*
36. It's time to go? Finally!
37. Crossbody purses make my boobs look weird.
38. Wait friends. I forgot deodorant.
39. I feel like I'm forgetting something.
40. Whatever. Let's do this.
